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  • Good Day James B.
    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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    • and to you, tommy. i hope things are good for you, man.
      Tarbaby Fraser.

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      • thanks Tarbaby, is that childhood video of bill great or what?
        Not helping the situation since 1965!

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        • that vid of bill is fantastic!
          Tarbaby Fraser.

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          • Hey Fuckos!!

            Top Jimmy!!

            I've been helpin' my kid again with fuggin' homework. These godamn catholic schools!!!

            Anywhoo, It's a funny thing. There's plenty tales of old, as a youth..and my pud. I remember my mom running back and forth to the corner store all day. She would leave me alone for about 5-10 minutes at a time. It was then I used to fuck everything in the house. I was a fuggin' lil' hump monkey.

            My dad bought this beautiful plush velvet couch. They were looking at it as a lovely piece of furniture...but I was looked at it as a gigantic pussy!

            I fucked the shit outta that couch. Everytime my mom would run to the corner store..I'd start fuggin' the couch. Between the couch cushions..then a couple buttons fell off..bingo..another hole. That was some of the best sex I ever had in my life. I miss that fuggin' couch!
            Last edited by horns666; 03-05-2009, 10:18 PM. Reason: Typos..Fuggums..
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • ya sick fucker!

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              • Bill is the original Couch Pudtato.
                "POOP"

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                • Ah to be a pre-teenager again. When a nice set of pillows and a Hustler was the gateway to bliss.

                  :ROTF:
                  GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                  • Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                    Ah to be a pre-teenager again. When a nice set of pillows and a Hustler was the gateway to bliss.

                    :ROTF:
                    Nothing wrong with it at 44 years old either
                    Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                    • you fucks are sick:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:


                      if i ever get to visit any of you, i'm not sitting on the couch...
                      You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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                      • I'm guessing he puts the two dogs on the couch as a coverup afterwards
                        Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                        "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                        • naugahyde

                          clean-ups were a snap
                          "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                          --floydkramer

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                          • Do you know you can make your own homemade vagina or bung with a simple rubber glove and a rolled up towel? Yeah man, take any towel and fold it in half..then tightly roll the fucker up. Then take any disposable rubber glove, and pull it over one end of the rolled up towel. Then tuck the middle of the glove into center of the rolled towel. Lube it up and have at it. Sometimes the glove get prolapsed, and inverted. So you may want to experiment with this until you get it right. I liked to place the "love glove" between the couch cusions or two pillows. You blow chum in the glove so there's no worries soiling any fabrics. The fuggin' towel even remains clean because it has a rubber glove rolled over it. Then dispose used glove in a biohazard container...or mail it to that Octo-bitch with the eight vaginas.

                            People spend good mony on such crap. Money that could be much better spent during this tough economy.

                            This was a Bill Z Bub public service announcement.
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                              ...or mail it to that Octo-bitch with the eight vaginas.
                              Oh me oh my... that's the way to start a Friday.
                              Laughing my octo-balls off!
                              "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                              --floydkramer

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                              • That crazy Octo-bitch. On the phone with 911.."I wanna kill myself..I wanna kill myself...I wanna kill myself...I wanna kill myeslf. Because she can't locate 1 of 6 fuggin' kids that went for a walk with her mom. So what does she do..have 8 more kids. Sure that sounds logical.

                                That octo-bitch needs to be pudslapped into oblivion by an octo-pud!!!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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