"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[atomic charvel guy]

I just turned some box away.




April Fools!!!

[atomic charvel guy]

There's some pearls in that thinking William, but spanking can only go so far. How long are we supposed to turn it down for? i'm here for you oh General,
deploy me and i shall execute the orders with dilligence and honor.

[Ben...]

My head is still nicely shaved. It nearly has a mirror finish to it it's so shiny now. It also doesn't seem to get razor burned at all now. I recently saw one of my friends who came to visit since he moved away. He didn't seem to know what to think of the new hairdo (Or lack of).

[Jayster]

She's got some fucked up hang up that we can't do it if our fuggin' kid is up. He never caught us in his entire 14 years..so why is that an issue..I dunno.

BillZ ~ for fucks sake, I wish I could relate. My wife and I were going at it one night(years ago) and we heard a noise, it was my son peeking under the door(we'll never forget the one eyed wondrous stare. So now I take the ?(whatever the fucks on the bed - and throw it in front of the door)

It's time to pick up our balls and put them back in our sacks!! Then we will rule the world and even quite possibly the pussy!

Way back before I got married I'd dated this girl and I'd told her "if I ever have to jack off than I don't need you"!

So one night I told her I was gonna go jackoff, and I got the best blow job of my life. No particular reason I shared that, but you reminded me of it!!!

[VitaminG]

Tommy, I think Bill's talking about occasionally turning it down. Not making it a moratorium. We don't want a poon armistice or a fanny fast. It's not about abstinence - it's about releasing yourself from the oppression of the poonany.

I got sick of all the "if you do this job for me, you might get lucky", "re-tile the laundry and I'll be waiting for you in bed when your done", and of course, after all the chores & oddjobs& favours & running around, she'd be asleep or not interested or too busy doing something else by the time I was done.

Eventually I told her "if you want me to do something for you, just ask me to do it." I took the pussy carrot away.

I also did away with the pleading insistent requests for sex, because that's putting all the power in her hands. It was like if she eventually deigned to grant me sex, she was doing me a MASSIVE favour.

Now, if she doesn't want to when I ask, fine. I'm not going to press the issue. That in of itself occasionally works too - "I don't feel like it tonight. You're okay with that? Well, maybe I do, a little bit...."

Initially I decided that I would say yes any time she wanted it, regardless of whether I was up for it, because there was a very good chance that when I was keen she wouldn't be. With our respective days, it could mean we weren't doing it at all!

But then I discovered that if you occasionally deny them when they are gagging for it, the balance of power shifts even further! She might drop the biggest hints, disappear into the bedroom early in the evening, send the kids to bed. But I just might appear oblivious to it and come to bed late that evening. She'll feel a bit frustrated the next morning (or maybe she wakes me in the middle of the night and tears the place apart!!!), but the next night, she'll be the one who initiates things.

Perception is reality, and while the wife thought all I ever wanted was sex, I wasn't actually getting very much at all. But I was sure asking for it a LOT. Now, I rarely ask for it, and get a lot more of it. Seems like a better situ to me!

Be whipped no more, Brothers. Because the pussy isn't just controlling your bedroom. It controls your household, your finances, your spare time, your WHOLE LIVES!! Take control back & show that pussy who's boss!!

[atomic charvel guy]

Wow G, I never got into that situation. I'm here solely for experimenting and to help William's cause. Laundry? Chores? I gotta bail-lol

[SEEGERMANY]

"I got sick of all the "if you do this job for me, you might get lucky"

My first wife said that to me ONE time and my response was "if I was lucky, I'd win the lottery and you would drop dead."

[VitaminG]

I was young and dumb & starved of pussy when I met her. I used to jump through hoops for a bit of 'tang. Even for the suggestion of it. I still see guys who do. I mean, dudes will kill somebody just because some hot piece of ass says "get rid of him and I'll give you some". Crazy stuff.

It's just pussy. And it still don't feel as good as a warm sock straight out of the dryer

but that was all a long time ago.

[RacerX]

Ron you live near where the shot Clerks 2, at "Moobys" and never saw the movie..dude, why not? That movie is great IMO!!! You gotta!

I dunno, I never saw the first Clerks either, they didn't sound that funny, meh.

[nhspike]

Not sure why I'm posting this again.
Perhaps as a reminder that there is always something else out there.
The secret is not to want it too badly.

[SEEGERMANY]

Look, I prefer chicks that don't know how to use weapons!

[Ben...]

I dunno, I never saw the first Clerks either, they didn't sound that funny, meh.

They're funny in a strange way. Mainly the ridiculousness of them.

[Jayster]

They're funny in a strange way. Mainly the ridiculousness of them.

That's snowball. :ROTF:

[Hellbat]

Clerks had a lot more angst in it. It was a "look how shitty the world is to us." kind of movie. Clerks 2 is more of a buddy flick. Featuring interspecies erotica.

I went to "An evening with Kevin Smith" last Friday here in Vancouver. He does Q&A storytelling sessions where he talks about his life, movies, influences, etc. I could hang with Kevin Smith I think. He seems like a pretty cool guy. He mentioned he's doing the Wake n Bake thing lately and talked about how panasonic gave him a 105" TV and his favorite thing to do was smoke weed and watch movies on it.

There was some guy at the Q&A with a bucket list kind of list and one of the list items was "Appear naked on stage in front of a large audience". So Kevin brings him up on stage and then makes a strip poker kind of game out of it. Anyways, this guy was sitting up on stage in various states of undress throughout the proceedings. Finally he drops trou and one of the lady ushers at the venue goes bee-lining for the back door covering her eyes. I don't think she or the audience were expecting to see wang at the event. Anyways it was a fun evening and a good way to spend a couple of hours if he happens to do a Q&A in your town.

[Ben...]

The interspecies erotica part is so hilarious just because there's a serious situation (Dante breaking up with his fiance) going on during a rather not serious part of the movie.