"an oversized clit is one step under a small cock"-lol
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"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy
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Dudes ..I've been throwing up for the last 24 hours or so. I'm not happy. This is not good. I got outta bed around 6:00 PM. ...ohhhh fuck my ass!
OH..Clerks was great but Clerk 2 was Da Bomb! Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes crack me up!! It's MY kind of humor..and how I actually talk. So I really connect with that stupid shit.
Actually Casa Del Fuggems is much like an ongoing Apatow/Smith film..but better!
I will be back to talk about pussy, balls, ass and goo..the important things in life."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by Hellbat View PostI went to "An evening with Kevin Smith" last Friday here in Vancouver. He does Q&A storytelling sessions where he talks about his life, movies, influences, etc. I could hang with Kevin Smith I think. He seems like a pretty cool guy. He mentioned he's doing the Wake n Bake thing lately and talked about how panasonic gave him a 105" TV and his favorite thing to do was smoke weed and watch movies on it.
There was some guy at the Q&A with a bucket list kind of list and one of the list items was "Appear naked on stage in front of a large audience". So Kevin brings him up on stage and then makes a strip poker kind of game out of it. Anyways, this guy was sitting up on stage in various states of undress throughout the proceedings. Finally he drops trou and one of the lady ushers at the venue goes bee-lining for the back door covering her eyes. I don't think she or the audience were expecting to see wang at the event. Anyways it was a fun evening and a good way to spend a couple of hours if he happens to do a Q&A in your town.Hail yesterday
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Did you guys see "Zack and Miri Make A Porno". I watched it for the third time last night plus the bonus features. Great movie!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Jason Mewes shows his dick in this movie and Kevin Smith and his wife was very impressed with it. I guess he had this sock on it but it fell off and he just walked around the set with his schwance schwingin' around.
If you haven't seen the movie..get it tonight. Makes a great Friday night with a pizza!
Also, a bong won't hurt.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by bibz View PostI have a snoogans beanie."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View PostDoes pulling stray pubes out of your teeth after munching the muff count as flossing?
..and she didn't come yet."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Man, I don't miss the days of "shag carpet" at all! I had to wear braces on my bottom teeth during the late 70's after introducing my teeth to the cross bar of my Elsinore 125. Imagine getting your braces caught in muff hair! It's just about as bad as getting your scotumus maximus caught in your zipper! Well, for her anyway!"POOP"
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Hey, do you guys like fishsticks?
Been a crazy time for me of late. My doggy was diagnosed with cancer a couple months ago. It grew really fucking fast and had her put down a few weeks ago. She nilly made it to 13. I'm 27, so it's quite the loss! I had a holiday lined up a week later, mate n I went down to melbourne for a week crashing with another of our bro's and it was just what I needed thankfully!
As for metal, been a bit skinny lately dude! Just sticking to the core albums for strength and comfort really. Pantera. Dug out Clayman that I hadn't heard in fucking years too. Dark Tranquility of course, fucking massive sounding. You cannot play 'Inside the Particle Storm' loud enough.
It's impossible.
Try it; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js12XdjLhy4
I even went and dug up Astrocreep 2000, fucking classic.
My latest attention grabber is Mercenary - Architect of Lies. Never been into powermetal to be honest, but this hits all the right notes! Marshall JVM and Uber on the guitars. I think I've found my fave recorded guitar tone
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