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  • #1351
    Y'know some of the best sex I ever had was by myself. I'm guilty, sometimes I'll blow off the wife, and find myself boppin' the bologna..twice.

    I know why. It's routine. We shower up, Vin goes to bed, we lay there, we channel surf, watch southpark, I'm thinkin' 'bout bills, she gets tired, I'm not in the mood due to bills, she goes to sleep, I come downstairs, I relax and stop thinking about money, I'm feelin' a little froggy, pop a boinger, I go on bubblebutts..and I'm beatin' the bishop!

    That's how it happens..

    I'm older now, she's got to adapt and take the bull by the horn. She hasn't adapted..oh well..I'm boppin' away and I'm happy.

    we been together 25 years and three days..that's how it works..at best. I don't care...she don't care..it's all good. No pressure..
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #1352
      So you prefer the couch cushions to the missus?
      Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

      "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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      • #1353
        Originally posted by wilkinsi View Post
        So you prefer the couch cushions to the missus?
        Absolutely!!!
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #1354
          I know exactly what Bill is talking about. One of these days, you young turks will adapt to the idea of "if you get it fine, if you don't get it, well that's fine too!"

          I remember asking a buddy who had also been married 20 years, how he kept things exciting and he said "I was married to 19 different wives."
          "POOP"

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          • #1355
            Hey Billzy, I'm watching "The Zanti Misfits" on thisTV! I had never seen this episode before! I wonder where they filmed it - it looks like the Bishop area in eastern California.



            Watch the episode: http://beta.sling.com/video/show/131...-Zanti-Misfits
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • #1356
              Oh yeah, Bruce Dern is in it!
              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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              • #1357
                Why am I learning this just now?!

                - YouTube
                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41ZRw45obs
                Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

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                • #1358
                  Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                  Hey Billzy, I'm watching "The Zanti Misfits" on thisTV! I had never seen this episode before! I wonder where they filmed it - it looks like the Bishop area in eastern California.



                  Watch the episode: http://beta.sling.com/video/show/131...-Zanti-Misfits

                  Haha...The Zant Mistfits. I thought the Outher limits blew The Twilght Zone away. It was a bit more twisted IMO! But I do like both. THAT episode scared the beejesus outta me as a kid. Seems silly now tho.

                  In that scene pictured above. You'd think the fuggin' guuy would put up more of a fight gettin' the fuggin' bug off him. I go nuts when a bee is chasing me..WTF??!!

                  But for those who want to see the very first film that scared the crap out of a very young Bill Z..prolly the same year I got my pud stuck in the Voz. Here's your chance.

                  The full version of The Zanti Misfits..starting with part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqn_2X4Pegw
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #1359
                    Originally posted by RacerX View Post
                    Oh yeah, Bruce Dern is in it!
                    OH BTW ..That dude looked like a young John McCain.
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #1360
                      Originally posted by bibz View Post
                      Why am I learning this just now?!

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41ZRw45obs

                      This makes me want to go to Estonia right fuggin' now!! Wowee. I was lookin' on youtube of all the Estonian hotties..woah..

                      Man, I should take a fuggin' trip. I had to laugh at this one because it kinda sounds like me when I laugh..and yes, I would be laughing with joy at this too.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BE_G...eature=related

                      Niiiiice!
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #1361
                        Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                        I had to laugh at this one because it kinda sounds like me when I laugh..and yes, I would be laughing with joy at this too.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BE_G...eature=related
                        guess who started that "fashion" a couple of years ago?
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #1362
                          Endy..what the fuggin' flyin' fuck man!! What's up with all that poon over there? Jesus Titty Fuggin' Christ ..I gotta visit your ass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcozY...eature=related

                          I wanna run away from home sooooooooooooooooo much. My wife and kid. You don't understand..they're killin' me slow!!!

                          I'm positive they took 15-20 years off my life. Because they love me so much..ain't that sumthin'? I prolly won't see 50..I KNOW I won't see 55..no fuggin' way!!

                          This is it! This is how it all ends. This is as good as it gets, and it really fuggin' blows..fuck yeah.

                          ...fuggums!!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #1363
                            I can't figure out why my boss keeps saying that Saran Wrap and Crisco is not proper business attire. :think: :dunno:
                            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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                            • #1364
                              well, he can clearly see your nuts!



                              ba-dum TISH!
                              Hail yesterday

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                              • #1365
                                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                                Endy..what the fuggin' flyin' fuck man!! What's up with all that poon over there?
                                genes and survival mechanism... if a nation is cursed with horrible weather, bad music and culture, foreign oppressions, miserable people etc. then the only way to keep the life going on is to have most woman with above average looks.
                                "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                                "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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