"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[atomic charvel guy]

i know your plate's full. can't be easy at at all. I freakin' hate doctors. not because they're doctors, but because of the always possible bad news. so i stay away.

[horns666]

i know your plate's full. can't be easy at at all. I freakin' hate doctors. not because they're doctors, but because of the always possible bad news. so i stay away.

Excatly. I don't want to hear bad news. I got a plate full o' bad news. Maybe that's why my fuggin' blood pressure is through the roof at the doctor's office. Especially some doctor I don't know..and don't wanna know. They all have the remedies, and they're ALL different and never the right one..

I think the just pull the diagnosis out of a hat and go from there and then bill you a grand or so. Yeah, doctor bills are also good for my blood pressure..

[atomic charvel guy]

Then again, the last time I went to a doctor was about 14 months ago for xanax before i cleaned up. he was pretty cool, it went like this-

Doctor-"Hello Tommy, what's wrong?"
Tommy-"I'm stressed out, I need xanax, the big ones."
Doctor-"O.K."
Tommy-"How about 90 instead of 30? Can we do that?"
Doctor-"O.K."

Crazy world William.
Doctors are kinda like waiters. You ask them for things and they both produce them-lol

[horns666]

Then again, the last time I went to a doctor was about 14 months ago for xanax before i cleaned up. he was pretty cool, it went like this-

Doctor-"Hello Tommy, what's wrong?"
Tommy-"I'm stressed out, I need xanax, the big ones."
Doctor-"O.K."
Tommy-"How about 90 instead of 30? Can we do that?"
Doctor-"O.K."

Crazy world William.
Doctors are kinda like waiters. You ask them for things and they both produce them-lol

Holy bloated puds slappin' my ass!!

I WANT that doctor!!

Here's me at my new doctor's office.

Well how ya doin' Bill.
..Shitty
How can I help?
...I need a refill on my Xanax.
Nope I will not write for those.
..But I been on them for years.
Nope, I'm going to put you on Paxil
..Paxil no way..those suck.
I'm going to put you on Lexapro
..those are worse
Ok, I'm going to put you on Buspar
..those killed my PP!!!
Hmmm, I'm writing you some Zoloft..
..Those made me cry like a girl..doc I'm not new at this!
I can't write you for Xanax
..why, because they work?
Have your psyche doctor write you for those.
..OK, then..whatever.

Now I see my pshyce doc every week instead of once a month for 60 fuggin' xanax.

My old doctor wrote me for 120, including Vicodins, Darvs, and Soma without batting an eye..but he retired.

These fuggin' doctors are so afraid to write shit. I literally told him if he said "Bill, I'm going to write you for Oxycontin"..I'd flat out refuse them. I don't need or want those. WTF??!!

[Ben...]

Man, I have misanthropy too, it sounds just like me. My parents think it's weird that I never want to leave my house and my mom says I always look stressed when we're in public. I refuse to deal with most people outside my small group of friends or if I have to deal with people for work I only do because I need money to pay my dad. There are essentially three people I trust outside of immediate family and I don't like going to other people's houses.

[Jacksons Shred]

I hate going places, I always think I'm going to run into people that I don't want to deal with.

Fuck people. Besides that, I'm pretty lovable

[horns666]

Man, I have misanthropy too, it sounds just like me. My parents think it's weird that I never want to leave my house and my mom says I always look stressed when we're in public. I refuse to deal with most people outside my small group of friends or if I have to deal with people for work I only do because I need money to pay my dad. There are essentially three people I trust outside of immediate family and I don't like going to other people's houses.

Wassup Guys..

Funny, My father and I was just talking about when I was my son's age (Seems like yesterday). Anywhoo, the only way he could possibly ground me was taking away my fuggin' guitar. He would put it in his closet for a week. That would KILL me!!! It was a natural Explorer copy with DiMarzio pups. I didn't give a fuck about talking on the phone, going out with friends ect. They would come over to hang out and I would lie and tell them that I was grounded. Just so I could be left alone and play my guitar. So, the only way my dad could make behave was to remove the only thing I gave a shit about. Until I discovered pussy later that year. Then I wasn't allowed to go to my GF's house. But at least I could stay home and play my guitar...and jerk off. ..all over their couch!!!:ROTF:

See, I always seemed to get the last F U !!!

I haven't changed at all really..

[atomic charvel guy]

maybe the doctor is not seeing that all you may need is a nice new couch.

[Top Jimmy B]

Doctors...blah

[Hellbat]

I can identify with fear of doctors. I had some bad doctors and particularly a bad dentist when I was a child and was kind of traumatized by the experiences.

I'm sure I have Crohn's disease and/or colitis but I don't see doctors about it because I know there's no cure and all they will do is throw me on drugs to treat the symptoms. So I just suffer the pain and discomfort in silence.

It first cropped up when I was around 17 years old and the doctor wouldn't take anything I said seriously because he just assumed I was constipated. Even though my mother also had colitis and its known to be passed on genetically.

So rather than deal with the medical community who I don't trust, I self medicate with a 'herbal' remedy and pray that I don't finish off my life pooping into a plastic bag attached to my belt.

[VitaminG]

colitis? Don't the Eagles sing about it in Hotel California?

[Hellbat]

I don't know that song very well to be honest. Is there a line about blowing blood and mucous out your pooper?

[VitaminG]

the line is "warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air", so maybe....?

[horns666]

Colitoris??:think:

WTF are you guys doing to the clit??!!

[horns666]

I don't know that song very well to be honest. Is there a line about blowing blood and mucous out your pooper?

I'm no doctor but that can't be good..