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I don't know this Bocci kid you speak of but I'm sure his parents aren't gonna be happy with the pope for playing with their son's balls. 
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Ahhhh...that kid. Yeah, they bribed him with Ice Cream...He's not talkin'..Originally posted by Jack The Riffer View PostI don't know this Bocci kid you speak of but I'm sure his parents aren't gonna be happy with the pope for playing with their son's balls.
Man, that's actually sick shit..the RCC is really in a hole (pun).
I wrote a song about the shit in '96..known as "Father Felon"..the first original song I wrote music/lyrics and all. We just arranged it..but it was all there."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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i always thought ash wednesday was creepy didn't you guys? then again, better to have ashes rubbed on your
kids head than something else by the priest. oooooh man, i just got struck by a lightning bolt. (yeah right-lol)Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Ahh, finally the thread's back up and running after a few false starts.
Let's take advantage of the new ability to post videos on here. I'll start with a classic:
"Dear Dr. Bill,
I work with a woman who is about 5 feet tall and weighs close to 450 pounds and has more facial hair than ZZ Top." - Jack The Riffer
"OK, we can both have Ben..joint custody. I'll have him on the weekends. We could go out in my Cobra and give people the finger..weather permitting of course.." -Bill Z. BubComment
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Dammit! Now my wife has a throbbin' broken molar that needs extracted. She's got an appoinment at 11:00 this morning..I've been up trying to help her deal with the pain. I warned her this shit will happen..but she kept putting it off because it didn't hurt. She only has one missing tooth way in the back..and we just can't afford 2K for to save another fuggin' tooth you can't see. I'm missing a shitload of teeth..I break 'em and spit 'em out like a popcorn machine. I still got my fronts..for now. I should get fangs implanted..nah...that's ghey.. 8 "Saber tooths..yeah!
So, she's outta commision for the next couple days...so now I even have to go grocery shopping...FUCK! I hate that!
The saga continues..it's always something...and it always cost a minmum of $300..
Ahhh Fuggums..my day is just beginning..gotta get the kid off to school, then well..run around all fuggin' day.
I'll be back later..if I'm not exhausted!
Bill Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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your day is so exciting while I'm bored doing this shit
"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Where do ya think she is gonna put that stick? :think:Originally posted by Endrik View Postyour day is so exciting while I'm bored doing this shit
The other girl doesn't look too happy about it, either.Comment
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Satan, you're back! Right, I believe that's 9 curses you owe my bosses! Don't bother sending IOU curse notes, I get taxed by customs!
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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hey Fellini, stop being a buzzard.Originally posted by Endrik View Postyour day is so exciting while I'm bored doing this shit
Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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zitto stupido, I'm making La Dolce Fuggums"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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are you doing a wee or a poo?Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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TOMMY!!!..ENDY!!!..BEN...WILKY..Makeajazznoiseswit hherasshole!!!!..and the rest of you fucks!!!Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
I just came back home from the dentist..Val's face looks like Marlon Brando..with a tampon shoved in it!:ROTF:..She feels better tho..$300 later!
The poo..the pee..those are very nice things. But my favorite is "The poop that took a pee"..by Leopold Butterstoch! Read by Morgan Freeman... 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQwox_cAt04
I'll be back..I got much runnin' 'round to do..I hate that! I should be polishing my fuggin' ride man!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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hey look, it's one sweet william zurloNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Tommy..I'm not sweet. I'm a sour puss! A puckered puss filled with Alum..and lemon Sour Patch candies...dipped in vinegar!!
Wassup broseppi Tom Tom!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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you are made purely of sugar william, hey did you hear that Endrik is a hornswoggler?-lolNot helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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