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Ahhh..another day another painful adventure. ...it's all about my twice a month migrain headache. I usually get one during Val's Aunt Flo's visit..which is now.
But here's the thing about rubbin' my taint..oh, that reminds I gotta shave. Well, anywhoo, I always got my hand in my pants..always playin' with my junk. Nothing sexual..it's like a security blankey. Kinda relaxing..Like Al Bundy..he always put his hand in his pants. But I just cup my package. Many animals do this to feel at eas I guess. Like when dogs have their tail between their legs..and stuff. Or why animals have tails anyways. Ohh..the only time I don't cup my junk is whenever I go to bed.
Bella curls up and guards my junk..like Cerberus guarding the gates of Hell. She picked that job on her own..it's her main duty!!
I don't think Cerberus has a tail..it has three heads instead. Nobody is getting near his junk or the gates of hell.
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
I would imagine the non-gay ones more..because of intense anus anxiety. I know I would be.
I respect my anus because it rules my day when it's angry of uber-wiping.
The consensual gays..prolly not so much. I would ASSume.
That's all I got..because I'm high again.
two hits..
Bill Z Bub..AKA Baby 2hits Magee
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
We need to catch up here..and by proxy other will too. Right now I have a TENS unit on my back because..it's fucked! It's a batttery electrical electrodes that stimulates blood flow to the penis. It works..I'll put it there later. My kid..who always and must have an agenda is going to make me take him to some girl's house. Then I'll pick him at about 11 O'clock up and let him drive back home..I'm teachin' him. You could imagine that nightmare for both of us. hahhha yes! I try to stay enthused..that's my main goal. Trying not to get aggravated. That's where the fuggin' xannax comes in and other shit my head doctors gives me..I mean he don't give me head. He's much too old for that shit..
Anywhoo..within the window of downtime trying not to die..or be bothered..or have sex..or being a taxi for the kid with an angry PP. Especially helping the family..who's barely gettin' round. But thank the devil they are..I thank him everday!!!
I'll be back within' that unprdectable window..to do this tonight. ..or something
I love you...my mom is here. She wants me to take her French Bulldog to get his nails cut..he's way too strong and wiggly to hold down. He's like one of the family..
Love,
Z Bub Bill
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
My GF's been away for 2 days house sitting I have seriously jerked it like close to 13-15 times I reckon! Boredom is killing me, hmmm maybe I should've practiced guitar instead
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Today I was told that bass is an easy instrument... what's different this time is that it was said with a serious face and by someone who calls himself a musician. I of course hired him immediately, showed him this video and except him to play this groove with perfect timing and nail the 16th note runs at the end of the tune by friday.
wish I could hear the bass on that vid. Given that it's featuring him playing bass, it could have been pushed forward a bit. I can't hear him over the horns & vox through these desktop speakers.
bass is hard. Ever tried to play Unskinny Bop? That shit is crazy!!
I must elaborate on this..but I have to ground the kid for talking on his phone in class. Yes, I got a fuggin' phone call from school..godammit!
It's his birthday tomorrow..he doesn't even know yet. I'm waiting for him to get home. I'll just take his phone for now..which is HUGE with a 17 year old!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Its my birthday on monday Bill. Can I chose my prezzy? How bout a curse so everyone at my workplace that day has a real bad case of da shitz. No-one will be able to get off the floor never mind get anywhere near the toilet without shitting themselves. Please?
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