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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
i'm already down here in hell calling some shots and gettin' shit set up for you William in order that your arrival is
a most comfortable one. It's really not so bad down down here, but that's because the big guy down here thinks i am funny.
I said boy oh boy do i have a guy for you. so don't worry, when you get down here, i have arranged it that you on the giving not the
taking side William, I always look out for my friends when i can.
Found this painting in an exhibition at a shopping centre. Remind you of anyone? Sorry about the crappy picture, had to grab a quick phone snap while the guard wasn't looking!
Well, I dunno...He's certainly NOT as sexy as this beast!!!..
Yeah...yeah...have your fun. This was taken just after I joined this faggity forum..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Holy shit my christ...it's the same guy in Snoogie's painting!!!
..Hahhhaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa
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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
Ahhhh ..my woman pulled the shit outta them at the last clambake!
Either that or Abe Vagoda is my real dad..
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
I mentioned in some other thread that I have a PC virus that slows my shit to a snail like-fuck. Yes, I started in safe mode and ran all my existing scans and downloaded Kasperski..and that found shit. OK that seem to remedy the browsing. But I think that bug was attached to something important..of course. So, this PC is pretty done for. I can't access my disk deframenter, windows take minutes to open, and everytime I restart I get this OSA.EXE Bullshit. So, I don't give a fuck..fuggums.
It's not like a need a PC for anything else but to come here, or look at my kid's grades ..so I could ground him. Oh...how I love that. That's my pleasure.
But I did leave out one very important thing...PORN. Porn godammit...porn. I can't believe how much I need the porn. How could this be? I got real poon upstairs. But she's never that enthusiatic as those whores of porn. Just wanting...beggin' for the goo. That's not my woman..she hates the goo..bless her. At least she's not a ho. So, that's good. Now WTF was I talkin' 'bout?...Oh..porn! Yes, I tried to watch porn ..ahhhhhhhhh fuggit. Couldn't watch da porn. Not even youtube. Yes, I downloaded Adobe..fuck Adobe. Videos are like more of a slideshow.
I had to pull pork all old school. To a picture of a damn nipple.
Do you know somethin'..it worked and it was a glorious stream of endless sherbert...Peter North style. You always get those when you don't want that...no scratch that thought. We always want that!..yes!
So, I was horny. The woman promised me a beej later..so that's good. Maybe, if I feel like it!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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Download these, run them. The second one is for spybot s/d, the forum moderators there can help you, after you run HJT and save the file, they'll ask for it. It lists EVERYTHING on your computer that is running, so if there is anything that you shouldn't have, take it off first (like DVD cloning programs) or they'll tell you to take a hike. They can tell what your supposed to have, or not, and tell you how to remove it. It also helps them to become aware of new problems and they build fixes for them quickly. They're not rude, but won't help anyone who's got stuff they shouldn't have. I'll see if I can find a link to WinUtilities (free of course) and it will wipe your computer down also.
"illegal downloading saved people from having to buy that piece of shit you tried to pass off as music" - Nighbat
My wife does an amazing job for 12, but my family actually is like serving 24 hungry vultures..at least. But I will help my wife stuff and baste the turkey! I love that! But this year she got a Honeysuckle, instead of a Butterball. Did'ya ever wonder how many sexual subliminals goes into these names and shit..it boggles the mind. Think about how you prepare a turky..right. Pretty fuck up right there. You butter it down, grease it up, while fisting it. Getting it ready to stuff the shit outta it. Then ya shove your meat thermoter deep in there.Then you baste the fucker like every hour..squirting hot juice all over it for whatever reason. I think it's just for fun really. Then when the turkey finally has enough of this shit..it pops a red rocket.
Then what's with these Turkeys names..Butterball..Honesuckle. Those are porn names ..
I don't know if I should eat the fuggin' turkey or fuggit. Oh, get this, what does a turkey say it's entire life when it's alive..gobble. That the only fuggin' word, and the only thing on it's fuggin' mind..gobble...gobble...
Gobble my goo. That's why they have those things..those red things on there necks. Those gobbly goo recepticles for those backass hillbilly farmers fuggin' them ..constantly. Did ya ever see a turkey farmer's wife?..Me either..there ya go. They can't fly to good so they get fucked!
Don't even get me started on the easter ham..Jesus was jewish. How in the fuck did pork..I mean there's wasn't any pork at the last supper. I saw those last supper pics. All they had on the table was bread (I think)..and what looks like potato chips. I really think they were on welfare..that's what I think! If it was my last supper..I want, especially if I'm the son of god..I want fuggin' Lasagna!
These are facts!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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