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  • I'm reading "My Ass, Cock and Balls" By german author Bishop Beaters.

    It's about a little boy and his pet chicken, riding the countryside on a mule, looking for his lost bocci balls.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • Guys are much too nervous/uptight/suddle when trying to talk to women. Never hold back. I speak what's on my mind. Like tourettes syndrome. Especially if people are socially lubricated. Say..I'm here to eat ass and take names. Or something nice like that. Be serious!

      Only prude, stuck ups don't like that..but they do. They're super freaky.

      I'm old now. I can share this knowledge. Insight, hindsight, foresight..all that shit

      I know this because I like playing with people. I don't want or need a girl anywhoo. But I guess it depends on the person. That stuff comes natural for me. But I can't see everyone saying that. That prolly wouldn't work for most people. In fact..scratch that idea.
      Last edited by horns666; 11-29-2011, 01:32 AM.
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • Well, My PC won't let me post shit...that's nice.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • Up late, eh, Bill?
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • Well, I gave my bud a haircut, and took a Zanaflex and passed out. I slept all fuggin' evening..

            I never took a med that F'd me up like this in my life!!! It's not fun really..you just pass out.

            Jeez people pay big money to pass out..why is this?:think:
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • i have made a conscious choice to get back on as many narcotics as is humanly possible, today!!!! Right after work.
              I'll bet anyone my numbers go up in performance at the office. granted of course about 9 months from now, i'll be showing up 2 days a week-lol
              but at 46 years old, i really don't give a fuck. On dasher, on prancer and on Casa del Fuggem!!!!!
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • Tommy the cat..people think that addiction is wrong..they forget, it's OUR life choice!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • life is one giant snooze without them.
                  it's a giant snooze with them too-lol
                  Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                  • Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
                    Created a pussy to their design.
                    First was a butcher, smart with wit,
                    Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
                    Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
                    With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
                    Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
                    By using red velvet, he lined it within.
                    Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
                    With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
                    Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
                    He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
                    Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
                    He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
                    Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
                    He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

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                    • Originally posted by atomic charvel guy View Post
                      life is one giant snooze without them.
                      it's a giant snooze with them too-lol

                      Tommy tru dat.. They want to stop paying for my Soma. I've been taking that for 11 years without issue. But yet they say it is "habbit forming". So, instead they made me try Zanaflex. Muthufugga..this shit gotta be like H on steroids. Just one will make you silly in 20 minutes (that's cool). Then Rubbery and crossed eyes in 40 minutes. Then you look like Jim Brewer in 45 minutes..and passed the fuck out in about 60 minutes. I even took caffiene with the shit. Man I was out like a light. Taking Soma is a like a Flintstone vitamin compared to this shit. I remeber Flexiril fuggin me up. This is like taking 5 flexirils. I'm talking just one tab. I tried 1 1/2 when I first got 'em. I had to climb on the floor and up the stairs to bed. haahhaaaaaa ...seriously this shit is gotta be like a roofie. But Soma...ohhhhhhh nooooooooo. ..that's ba M'kay. Soma's bad..

                      The pharms have no idea. It's all about the mighty coin man, and their best interest. They don't care nor have any fuggin' clue how these drugs effect people. Or maybe they do..that could be their plan. New drug lawsuits like crazy. They took me off Darvacette because they took 'em off the market. Why?..nobody wants fuggin' pink ass Darvs. They have stokpiles of that shit. Nobody wants those. They don't have street cred. It's ALL about street cred man..those hypocritcal sons a bitches. People want the good stuff..Vicodins, Oxy, xannax..ect. Nobody wants Soma or Darvacette. Supply and Demand my friend. Doctors get ya more F'd up than need to be..because the pharms call the shots. Not the docs. I kinda feel bad for them, as well as the patients.

                      I believe our govermnet sucks ass balls. They're not OUR goverment...they sold out. This is not OUR country. This pathethic excuse for a clump of shit bent over and took it up the ass..long ago. The USA (Unites States of Assholes) never got fucked because we did the fuggin'. The day we were 'sorry' for that..made us a sorry nation. So it is written..so let it be done.

                      How was this country started..we fucked indians up the ass. Now that's America!! These are facts!

                      I want John Wayne back!!
                      Last edited by horns666; 11-29-2011, 08:09 PM.
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • YES..I just bought two 40" Apex 1080P LCD TVs for my son and nephews for Chrsitmas!!! Both for $700 OTD!!! I'm excited as hell!!!! The MNGR gave me his discount because I bought Two..which basically killed the tax!! Which was very nice of him!

                        Fuck yeah!!!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • Hopefully your kid doesn't read casa or you just fucked the surprise hehe....
                          GTWGITS! - RacerX

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                          • Originally posted by Hellbat View Post
                            Hopefully your kid doesn't read casa or you just fucked the surprise hehe....
                            I know...I gotta keep him outta here. That should be easy..he's never home anywhoo. He might be while playing Xbox live with this bitch. We tried the one by my dad's..damn..it's fuggin' beautiful!!! It's pretty light and narrow..so I'm thinking wall-mounting the bastid!! His room is pretty small, and that would be cool as hell. I was reluctant of the size until I saw it fired up. Besides he's not 9 feet away from it. I'm a strong beliver in bang for the buck..name brands take a shit just as easy and quickly nowadays. EX: I bought two $11 cordless phones from Wallmart..in the 90's. They look like Jerry Seinfeld phones. I dropped the shit outta them too. I'm deaf and they're they only fuggin' phones I can hear! My mom just bought expensive Sonys, and they suck ass balls..my dad hates 'em too. So he has his old cheap one as his main phone. I bet if you drop those Sonys POSs ONCE they'd B F'd in the F'n A!..Ya know..one did take a shit come to think...see.

                            She could have bought 8 Unidens instead..if they still make 'em.
                            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                            • Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                              I tried 1 1/2 when I first got 'em. I had to climb on the floor and up the stairs to bed. haahhaaaaaa ..
                              Youtube dat shit! hahahahahaha!

                              Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                              YES..I just bought Apex
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                              • Hey..for a 40" 1080P LCD HDTV for 349.99 out z door..you can't beat it with a stick. I don't care where you find that stick!..fuggums.

                                It's pretty..I'm sure they'll be happy! They want over 5 bills at other places if you can find one in stock. But they're gone!

                                Yeah..that youtube vid would be fun for the whole family. I prolly would be on Tosh.0..for Web Redemption. I'd be in fine form!
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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