"Casa del Fuggem" Part 2 of The Legacy

[horns666]

Hey guys, this is Val. Bill is an asshole, and that's why I love him. Everyone is welcome to friend request me on my FB. Bill loves you guys, and gals. It would be nice to see some women rockers too. Hope to see and meet you finally. Valerie Zurlo

[buzzsaww]

Break time at pilot 4am. Beat up old jalopy pickup pulls in blading Sammy Hagar
Thanks Bill, I'm only sick on the weekends now. I'm trying to quit. Seriously though, you had to see the yoga pants and her camel toe.

[toejam]

Women love that shit but 99% of them will never admit it.

These are facts! Welcome back.

[horns666]

Yoga Pants and Camel Toe. Now I'm thinking of that Molly Shannon stripper SNL skit. "I'm 50!! 50 years old. I can can stretch, kick and stretch..I'm 50! Hahhaa...not many women can get me laughing. But Molly and Cheri Oteri(?)..Cheri was awesome. She did many silly characters..that are timeless. I like that old Italian lady on the porch yelling at the kids playing ball. The one with Walken ruled. But what doesn't rule with Christopher Walken. The worst movie imaginable turns to a jem with Walken.

I come here. I don't know what I'm going to think, see, or say..like usual. Now I'm just thinkin'..Christopher fuggin' Walken!!

The first Prophecy kinda sucked. Walken ruled as Gabriel. It's supposed to be a horror movie series. His lines, the way he says them...hilarious!!! Now I must revisit The Propechy movies. Maybe find the best Walken scenes on YT. He's the best part.

[atomic charvel guy]

"Nothing says My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse quite like a joint facebook account" haa haa!!
just busting balls, what a fun conversation that was william! lurid and base morals abound in the banter between us, and the funniest part is your wife is right there hearing all of it and it doesn't even faze her. to be continued this week.
Thank you for the "lovely" reference above, everything is fake, including my Lee Press On Head.

[VitaminG]

You dicks keep hitting my wife Valerie Zurlo..our Casa et tu Casa ..del Fuggums. Drew, Gary, Dave, Snoogans, Shawn, K, Emmy..where is Emmy, Anna, Jeri...I can't hunt all of you fuckers down. My FB is alot more tame..family is watching.



But remember for years we went by our JCF names. So just message her you JCF name, and I'll be like Yep..let 'em in!!

Done!

[horns666]

Yes Gary..you're in. Tommy too. Shawn, Snoogs, every-fuggin'-body....

Tommy I am a hermit, recluse, cynic extradanaire. But yours truly is married to St Val. She's just fuggin' numb. 32+ years is testimony to her coolness, and she's hot as hell. She's the only one that can stand up to the devil, and get away with it...because she can!

Oh well I REFUSED...R-E-F-U-S-E-D ALL things Facebook. I actually still hate it..I'll probably hate it more and more. How is one supposed to be a recluse with Fakebookery. So, I said, fuggums..we'll share it. I only look at it before bed. She's on it with her old freinds from work, school and freinds...all of them musicians of course. Just a a couple family members. My dad's never posts anything but he looks at it..and he knows I'm a dick.

So ALL freinds welcome !!! It already opened doors to music shit I'll do. I already got several offers to be or start a band. Some things NEVER change. All I care about is music, freinds and family. I don't give a damn 'bout to much else..religion/politics. It's the same thing in my opinion. I'm my own spiritual guru and leader. Why would I need a fuggin' "leader" when I already have one. Me, myself and I. Most people are their worst enemy, myself included. Everyone has delusions/illusions, and need for reward/punishment. The human condition. How do we know we're here..this all can be some Matrix shit. We are Enemies of Reality..!!!

Drew..you dick. Are you on Fuckfacebook. Why are you not within' my matrix..??? Must I beg. Maybe you are and the wife didn't tell me. I can kill two birds with one cock on FB with ALL you wonderful..glorious...peachy JCFers!!

Matt Newcumms...RollCall!!! That's an order Sir!! I'll take a pick where your Belt Buckle is..I'll think you'll like it!!!

[toejam]

Yoga Pants and Camel Toe. Now I'm thinking of that Molly Shannon stripper SNL skit. "I'm 50!! 50 years old. I can can stretch, kick and stretch..I'm 50! Hahhaa...not many women can get me laughing. But Molly and Cheri Oteri(?)..Cheri was awesome. She did many silly characters..that are timeless. I like that old Italian lady on the porch yelling at the kids playing ball. The one with Walken ruled. But what doesn't rule with Christopher Walken. The worst movie imaginable turns to a jem with Walken.

I come here. I don't know what I'm going to think, see, or say..like usual. Now I'm just thinkin'..Christopher fuggin' Walken!!

The first Prophecy kinda sucked. Walken ruled as Gabriel. It's supposed to be a horror movie series. His lines, the way he says them...hilarious!!! Now I must revisit The Propechy movies. Maybe find the best Walken scenes on YT. He's the best part.

Bill, did you ever see The Sentinel (horror movie from 1977)? Christopher Walken has a small role as a cop, Detective Rizzo. Great fuckin' movie about the gates of Hell being in the basement of a New York apartment. I've got the DVD around here somewhere.

[Tetsuo]

Dad what's a dvd?

[toejam]

I've still got VHS around here, as well as cassettes and vinyl!

[VitaminG]

there are tubs of VHS tapes in my shed. We used to have a combo VHS/DVD player so we could still watch them. Now I'm hanging on to them because I resent how much they cost, knowing that they are worthless now. Bastages

[Hellbat]

Sorry Bill. I'll get on it sooner or later. I'm facebook lazy. I just use it to see what everyone is eating for dinner...

[horns666]

Dad..whats an 8 track. I wish I kept a few I bought for my fist car. Van Halen II was my first, Iron Maiden. I have the first 1983 Fisher cd player/Poweramp/ EQ/..It still works. I listen to it every day. A testimony to.."they don't make them like they used to" All of OUR old shit, TVs, VCR, Washers/dryers will outlast any future shit we'll buy. I bought ALL CHEAP , no name TVs for the kids OVER 5 years ago...they still work. Names like Sony don't mean shit these days. I bought my 65" in 2008 without a hiccup. Its on all day/night. People think if you pay more for shit it MUST be better...NOPE! That's 100% Monkey Logic..!!!! Written for monkeys by monkeys. Oh, Val just reminded me of Daewoo (?) , bought that for Vinny in 2000. It's my TV now, and it will be Vinny's Grandchildren's TV, and their children's children. Save that $$$ for important shit, and buy more $$$$. Drew, C'mon...you gotta spread the love. I remember you lookin' at what everyone eats..don't get me started on that topic. JOE...The Sentinel..Vaguely. I gotta Check that out. I did open the gates. I tilted the moon on my birthday. I didn't think anyone would notice. But it's gettin' around..pun intended. What's funny is I'm NOT joking. I know it sounds NUTS. But go look at it. Instead of bending a spoon, I Shot for the moon. Whatever I do ...I do big. I can't help thinking of Dio's lyric in 'Gates Of Babylon'.."someone turned the sun around". But I'm nocturnal. Y'know.. Thoth, Set.. Did anyone hear about that Medusa / Lycanthrope murderer in Calgary??? Yes..FIVE victims. The son of God told him to. His dad is a cop. Read it this morning. Reminds me of Christian Gomez...in fl. Chopped his mom's head off right after midnight New Years 15. His booking picture looks uncanny..

[buzzsaww]

Happy ending! Happy ending! Happy ending!