So fucking sack me then

[wilkinsi]

NO. Now fuck off.

[Rsmacker]

We'll call that a "maybe" then?

Great, I'll break out the goose-fat!

[jacksoncsplayer]

Look everyone else, stop sending me PMs, this deal is only open to Wilkinsi!!!!

See, loads of other people want to take me up on it, what are you afraid of, little puppy? Not of begging me to pierce you with my purple-headed love sausage? Sorry, I would decline, I doubt I would touch the sides. I like a little resistance, at least.

BTW, you would be the baboon, one with a glowing scarlet arse.



OK, BOTH of my USA Jacksons.


Come on, BukkakeBoy, just 5 hours sweat, that's all. You take orders off those people at work for 40+ hours EVERY week, surely my offer is far better?

Think about it.

BOTH guitars.

And you could keep Jodie the Pig on the go too. In fact, bring her along and you can have my USA thru-neck Warlock too.

What a fucking deal!!!!