So fucking sack me then

[wilkinsi]

Who asked you batty boy? :ROTF:

Oh, and I found out thru a phone call from another colleague someone else just got busted for bouncing calls too. Maybe soon they won't have any staff left, just the very morons we're trying to avoid talking to.

[SeventhSon]

What the fuck happened to the wilkinsi I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of your life, but you're gonna let it be the worst! Ooh, I'm afraid, I might get in trouble. Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Mr. Team Lead, he's a dead man!

[wilkinsi]

Eh? I was already IN trouble. I'm not afraid of losing my job. I already have all the recording gear I need. The evidence was some 40 pages' worth of 2 days' calls. I denied nothing, I told them why I did it and that I immediately stopped when bozo features handed me the letter last week. I made NO apologies, no pleads. I kissed NO-ONE's ass.

[shobet]

What the fuck happened to the wilkinsi I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of your life, but you're gonna let it be the worst! Ooh, I'm afraid, I might get in trouble. Well, just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Mr. Team Lead, he's a dead man!

I spy with my little eye, ANIMAL HOUSE!

[Gartron]

If it makes you feel any better, those 40 pages that someone needed to trawl through would have been the most spirit crushing, mind numbing, pain in the balls 2 hours of their lives.

[Rsmacker]

. I kissed NO-ONE's ass.

Come on now, you know you love a spot of rimming.

When's the hearing for the lift-fondling episode? Or are they just doubly watching you closely for a while? (No scratching your bollocks then sniffing your fingers, they might be filming you)

[thunderhead]

Maybe soon they won't have any staff left, just the very morons we're trying to avoid talking to.

AHHH SHIT!!!

Get ready for the callcentres in India!

[Rsmacker]

AHHH SHIT!!!

Get ready for the callcentres in India!

When talking to those call centres I make sure I put on my finest regional accent and try to speak in pure slang and colloquialisms. I sometimes make my own up on the spot!! They always deny they are in India too, but unfortunately they speak better English than wot most people do here, and they are polite, so it's a dead giveaway.
They must hate us fuckers.

I like my call centre staff to be rude, angry, socially inept spacktards (Hi Wilks!) And British ones too, dammit. I like to know there are some chav bastards working for their Dry Merrydown.

Wilks, I suggest you embark on a campaign of poo terrorism, kinda like a Long Kesh Dirty Protest. See how long it takes them to track you down.
(Tip: Wash hands afterwards, or the answer will be "not very long")

[SeventhSon]

There's this shit juice that comes in a bottle that you can squirt in discreet places and the smell is so bad it will clear the room. i'll have to find the link.

squirt it in the call center. i bet the head honcho will go ape shit that his whole call center operation had to evacuate because of an unbearable stank!

edit: here you go http://www.liquidass.com/

[dg]

Glad it worked out OK, W. I've gotta say though, it's tough seeing somebody hate what they do this much. It eats away at you, and you only get but so much time on this planet. You're a sharp guy & the right fit is out there for you somewhere. The time to find it is now.

[Rsmacker]

Glad it worked out OK, W. I've gotta say though, it's tough seeing somebody hate what they do this much. It eats away at you, and you only get but so much time on this planet. You're a sharp guy & the right fit is out there for you somewhere. The time to find it is now.

The great thing about this country of ours is that there is practically zero chance of him going to work and going totally postal, unless he is going to whip his pud out and spray that round the room. If there's a choice between being sprayed with a machine gun and a porridge gun, I'll go for the porridge gun every time, even Wilks' Action Man size one.

[wilkinsi]

The reason I'm not going "postal" (dole office?) is because every now and then I get the rare opportunity to buy a decent guitar. I've just been offered a BC Rich Ignitor - been trying to get my hands on one of those for ages (if only I was offered another deal on another USA Jackson as good as that WR1 Chris sold me in February). And if it means dumping Jodie ("The Pig" as Rslicker calls her) for a month or two+ (which is what I did to get my WR1), then so be it.

[Rsmacker]

You fucking rotter! I hope Jodie the Pig (not just "The Pig") finds out she likes being gang-fucked by, erm, coloured folk in the meantime, and tells you to fuck off when you slither back to her whining for a BJ.

Here's a deal for you - I will GIVE you either of my USA Jacksons in exchange for 5 hours of your time.


In a playroom.


No safeword.


You will be my slave and submit to my desire.


I PROMISE you won't get buggered.


By me.


There you go, fucking sterling deal there, I await your phone call, try not to slobber and no need to call me Daddy LuvCum on the phone.

[wilkinsi]

She probably does and I don't give a shit. Likewise, I couldn't give a shit if you offered ALL of your USA Jacksons in exchange for some sick bastard fantasy of yours. No deal baboon.

[Rsmacker]

Look everyone else, stop sending me PMs, this deal is only open to Wilkinsi!!!!

See, loads of other people want to take me up on it, what are you afraid of, little puppy? Not of begging me to pierce you with my purple-headed love sausage? Sorry, I would decline, I doubt I would touch the sides. I like a little resistance, at least.

BTW, you would be the baboon, one with a glowing scarlet arse.



OK, BOTH of my USA Jacksons.


Come on, BukkakeBoy, just 5 hours sweat, that's all. You take orders off those people at work for 40+ hours EVERY week, surely my offer is far better?

Think about it.

BOTH guitars.

And you could keep Jodie the Pig on the go too. In fact, bring her along and you can have my USA thru-neck Warlock too.

What a fucking deal!!!!