And here I was thinking this was still America...

[yard dawg]

Pay the ticket and grow up. Its obvious that drinking and pissing off the cop doesnt make your life better.

[Evol]

There is a lesson to be learned here :

If you have to piss outside, just don't whip it out. That's right, just piss down your leg, if you're really that drunk that you feel the need to pee right there, who cares?

[lerxstcat]

I value the advice but Dons comment was unnecessary. My anger is singularly extended towards him.

On the topic of drunk driving, ill repeat that noone was driving drunk. My friend jeff met us at the bar after getting off work (he works 2nd shift at a local auto manufacturer). We picked up some beer and headed back to my place. I couldnt drive drunk any more than i could drive sober, which is to say, i dont even have a license. Suffice it to say, i was in an accident involving a driver who later tested positive for a certain IV drug (not me) and saw the results, i promptly decided that i did not wish to drive again any time soon and surrendered my license for a state ID.

Did you surrender your license or was it taken away due to the accident?

If not, I'd remind you that even if you aren't the one driving, you can still get into a car accident again. I'd rather be in control of the vehicle myself, but that's just me - unless of course I was drunk, then I'd take a cab if there wasn't a designated driver that was actually sober.

I see a lot of cases where the designated driver starts knocking them back too. He/she needs to pop for the cab at that point.

[Spivonious]

I vote for talking to the cop and working things out. I have to admit, if a 23 year-old moved in to my neighborhood and had parties every weekend where things got a little loud, I'd get annoyed too. I can't stand the frat-boy type.

[JacksonDean]

I drove through Spartanberg, SC last weekend on the way to Myrtle Beach and back. I had to pee as well (so did my 8 year old). Like fools, we went in the gas station We didn't know you could just pee anywhere

I value the advice but Dons comment was unnecessary, but singularly fucking hysterical! :ROTF:

Fixed.

[SEEGERMANY]

"even if ya piss on my shoes, I'll still love ya baby!"

[shobet]

At least you didn't piss on the cops feet.

[DonP]

Ah....shit dude im sorry. It just sounded like you were trying to be a dick. Sorry for flying off the handle.

No worries.

[DonP]

Stripes!! Love that movie, especially that scene.

Damn, I thought it was Kelly's Heros

[airjamie]

"i was in an accident involving a driver who later tested positive for a certain IV drug (not me) and saw the results, i promptly decided that i did not wish to drive again any time soon and surrendered my license for a state ID"

Wasn't that a little drastic on your part? I mean, don't you need to be able to drive to work?

I saw a 4 year old go through the windshield of a van, so no in my mind it wasnt really drastic. Luckily i live near a coworker so we have a carpool going.

[SEEGERMANY]

"i was in an accident involving a driver who later tested positive for a certain IV drug (not me) and saw the results, i promptly decided that i did not wish to drive again any time soon and surrendered my license for a state ID"

Wasn't that a little drastic on your part? I mean, don't you need to be able to drive to work?

[Maximum_Crunch]

I would have ran in the house and locked the door. Next time zip it up when you see headlights.

[Alvin_Wilson]

Lighten up Francis.

Stripes!! Love that movie, especially that scene.

[airjamie]

Ah....shit dude im sorry. It just sounded like you were trying to be a dick. Sorry for flying off the handle.

[DonP]

Damn, what the hell did I do? I was just joking. I thought it was interesting that we just pasted by your neck of the woods recently.

Lighten up Francis.