And here I was thinking this was still America...

[RacerX]

Am I too late with the ol' "Yeah, Bill is a master baiter all right" ?

[nhspike]

Man, you crack me the fuck up, Bill. :ROTF:

+1

[UFORocks]

Ahhhh well that makes sense. Thank you, we all say these fuggin' saying constantly without knowing wtf they mean.

Airjamie..you're going to shoot your eye out kid! Nah, that's nice. We should go shooting sometime..I reload for my 44mags...247/300 grain bullets and everything..it's beautiful. Well stop for ice cream on the way home. Then later we'll put on a porn and I'll explain what's goin' on ..screw the "birds and the bees". that's the best to learn right there. Hey, "The birds and the bees" is a stupid saying see..where did that come from? I never got that one. Why birds and bees..that's interspecie copulation..that shit is illegal in some places..I think. Well, I think it's ok if a bird tries to bang a bee, that prolly happens all the time. I think it's illegal if a person tries to screw a bird. There is alot of laws that don't apply to animals..which I think is completely unfair...IMO!

Man, you crack me the fuck up, Bill. :ROTF:

[horns666]

Bill, "show him the ropes" is an old nautical term. The first thing junior seamen (like baby sperm) would learn is the "ropes" of the ship, the lines that hoisted the sails, mooring lines, etc. When you say someone "knows the ropes" you're pretty much calling them a dumbshit with elementary knowledge. Lots of sailors know the ropes.

Ahhhh well that makes sense. Thank you, we all say these fuggin' saying constantly without knowing wtf they mean.

Airjamie..you're going to shoot your eye out kid! Nah, that's nice. We should go shooting sometime..I reload for my 44mags...247/300 grain bullets and everything..it's beautiful. Well stop for ice cream on the way home. Then later we'll put on a porn and I'll explain what's goin' on ..screw the "birds and the bees". that's the best to learn right there. Hey, "The birds and the bees" is a stupid saying see..where did that come from? I never got that one. Why birds and bees..that's interspecie copulation..that shit is illegal in some places..I think. Well, I think it's ok if a bird tries to bang a bee, that prolly happens all the time. I think it's illegal if a person tries to screw a bird. There is alot of laws that don't apply to animals..which I think is completely unfair...IMO!

[toejam]

[drockilles]

They also use soap on a rope. :ROTF:

A running joke is to tell noobs they have to use powdered soap.....takes much longer to pick up

[toejam]

Lots of sailors know the ropes.

They also use soap on a rope. :ROTF:

[nhspike]

Damn.
I was hoping it was an S&M ref.

[drockilles]

Bill, "show him the ropes" is an old nautical term. The first thing junior seamen (like baby sperm) would learn is the "ropes" of the ship, the lines that hoisted the sails, mooring lines, etc. When you say someone "knows the ropes" you're pretty much calling them a dumbshit with elementary knowledge. Lots of sailors know the ropes.

[airjamie]

As my old forces mates say "It's always safer to stand behind the yanks".

Remember pointy end forward airbum.

....Idont think theres anything pointy about a 1911

[shobet]

As my old forces mates say "It's always safer to stand behind the yanks".

Remember pointy end forward airbum.

[airjamie]

I wanna personally take Airjamie under my leather wing..show him the ropes. WTF does that mean anywhoo.."show him the ropes"..where did that come from..what rope?..stupid sayings, who needs 'em...Here Jamie, here's a rope..don't pee on it, it's already wet. Peeing on a wet rope...what's with the "rope" sayings..stope with the ropes.

Basically I'm going to adopt airjamie..he's my son. I'm twice his age for gosh sakes. Ya'know when I was 23 years old..I just got married and bought my very first house. It was only a couple years later I discovered the art of shaving my sack so that my pud would look bigger. These things are good things..I'm there for him.

I don't know him..but we could grow to love..I'm good like that.

Well, anywhoo, thanks Chris...BTW I still love my 7, its awesome!!!

Do i get some kindof award for being adopted twice???


In other news....an hour ago best buys everywhere got five wiis in. I just bought 4 from my local best buy. Why does this matter? Because the money i get from flipping these last four on ebay should put me in the green to buy this:






Happy fucking day. OD Green you have my heart.

[Mat]

fuck cocky cops. fuck em.

im with the OP on this one

[Bengal]

But Dad...
We keep making up,and he keeps ragging on me!
I know, I walk right into it. We just go at it for the entertainment of others.
Think of it as internet semi-pro wreslting, complete with costumes.
Like.... jungle cat, vs. goofy dog?

This is true, to an extent. I did apologise for the comments I made about his wife. Very uncool now that I think about it. So at least the "folk" here now know that I felt bad about that. And I do.

I have taken after him and he has taken after me. Like someone said, I think we are really in love with eachother.

Kidding there of course.

We get on eachothers nerves. No one to blame there, it just is. We really should keep it quiet so the rest of the "folk" don't have to read and be part of our issues.

But then again, it does give them something to read.

[Cygnus X1]

Bengal..Cygs!!!

Ya'know if we all got together and hung out..we'd be laughing are assses off like best fuggin' friends!

Airjamie..you're invited too..just don't pee on my leg..I kid..I kid...I'm a kidder!

Seriously, we would be like silly fuckers from space..

But Dad...
We keep making up,and he keeps ragging on me!
I know, I walk right into it. We just go at it for the entertainment of others.
Think of it as internet semi-pro wreslting, complete with costumes.
Like.... jungle cat, vs. goofy dog?