534 women and children

[horns666]

[horns666]

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[SEEGERMANY]

"I'd give up all 416 of my kids just to have Reverend Fuggums slap me up side my head with his pud!"

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

"I'd give up all 416 of my kids just to have Reverend Fuggums slap me up side my head with his pud!"

:ROTF:

[horns666]

Make it 417..and we have a deal..

All those damn Holly Hobbie womans look like the same age. Seriously, WTF good is it to have a 17 year old that looks 35. I rather have a 35 year old that still has the body of a 17 year old. He now, that's not perverted...just ask Heff!

Look at that woman up there cryin'! She don't know any better. How old is she 12..34..63..I dont know. Why do they all have Beehive hairdoos? Why do they all look like Marge Simpson in a Walton's episode. Little Beaver on the prairie. I betcha most of those woman have weird names like Mable Annie McFanny. This is so wrong..If you ask me..I'm against this!

I betcha non of those woman ever saw Joe Dirt..or ever on a roller coaster ..or a Van Halen concert!

I want my own reality show with these women ..they all need Bill Z Bub makeovers!!! I will show them happiness. I can do this for them..all for them..and my PP!

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

i don't know man ... it was bad enough dealing with 70's bush, but i don't know if i could handle 1800's bush ...

[horns666]

i don't know man ... it was bad enough dealing with 70's bush, but i don't know if i could handle 1800's bush ...

Wow..1800's bush. No wonders our forfathers were wore wigs. Oh, that was 1700's. Same difference!

[lerxstcat]

Make it 417..and we have a deal..

All those damn Holly Hobbie womans look like the same age. Seriously, WTF good is it to have a 17 year old that looks 35. I rather have a 35 year old that still has the body of a 17 year old. He now, that's not perverted...just ask Heff!

Look at that woman up there cryin'! She don't know any better. How old is she 12..34..63..I dont know. Why do they all have Beehive hairdoos? Why do they all look like Marge Simpson in a Walton's episode. Little Beaver on the prairie. I betcha most of those woman have weird names like Mable Annie McFanny. This is so wrong..If you ask me..I'm against this!

I betcha non of those woman ever saw Joe Dirt..or ever on a roller coaster ..or a Van Halen concert!

I want my own reality show with these women ..they all need Bill Z Bub makeovers!!! I will show them happiness. I can do this for them..all for them..and my PP!

"Cumming soon on VH1: "Rock of Bill Z Bub"! He don' need no stinkin' bandana!

[SEEGERMANY]

"The puff-sleeved, pastel dresses worn by the women in the sect are a combination of original 19th-century wear and 1950s clothing that was adopted when the church took a conservative turn, according to Janet Bennion, an anthropologist who studies polygamist women.

The dresses are meant to show modesty and conformity: They go down to the ankles and wrists, and are often worn over garments or pants, making sure every possibly provocative inch of skin is covered.

John Llewellyn, a polygamy expert and retired Salt Lake County sheriff's lieutenant, says the women cover themselves "so that they're unattractive to the outside world or other men."

The appearance of unity through uniform dress, however, can belie the jealousy that often arises when the women -- who might all look alike to an outsider -- find themselves in competition with one another over the affections of the same man, Llewellyn says.

The clothing is also stitched with special markings "to protect the body and to remind you of you commitment," Bennion says. She declined to go into detail about the stitchings because she said it would be an infraction against the fundamentalist Mormon community to talk about their sacred symbols.

Pastel colors evoke femininity and don't come across as bold or strong, says Bennion, a professor at Lyndon State College in Vermont.

Then there's the question of the elaborate hairdos.

The women never cut their hair because they believe they will use it to wash Christ's feet during the Second Coming, Bennion says. A biblical quote says a woman's hair should be her crowning glory.

The bangs are grown out and rolled (but usually not using a curling iron, because that would be too modern). There are sausage curls on the sides and often braids down the back.

The exact history of the hairstyle is unclear, but it is reminiscent of the Gibson Girl image of the 1800s. It's a pre-World War II look, exaggerated with the pompadour, Llewellyn says. Chloe Sevigny's character in the HBO show "Big Love," about modern polygamist Mormons, has mastered the 'do.

Celebrity stylist and salon owner Ted Gibson thinks it gives off a "homely" impression.

"It says 'I don't really care very much. I really don't have time to worry about the way that I look, because I have 20 children,'" Gibson said. "He's going from wife to wife to wife, so why should I look any better than the other ones?"

[Bengal]

You know chicks that look like that are monsters in the sack.

[SEEGERMANY]

"come here my little Bengal and I'll hump ya till ya fly like a monkey!"

[Bengal]

Mark,
You had to use HER? That chick gave me nightmares every year they showed that movie when I was young. My friends got freaked by the flying monkeys but that bitch always gave me the creeps.

[Rsmacker]

I always fancied her, even before I knew what my knob was for, whereas the good witch used to give me the creeps.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

Today:
On Monday, CPS announced that almost 60 percent of the underage girls living on the Eldorado ranch either have children or are pregnant.

Of the 53 girls between the ages of 14 and 17 who are in state custody, 31 either have given birth or are expecting, Azar said.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24356447

A minor gave birth today to a boy.

[horns666]

Oh for the love of lolitas licking lolipops..is the newborn pregnant yet?!

Oh, he's a boy..well thank goodness for that!