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  • Pretty Damned Stoked!

    I know a lot of you cats have been in the music industry in one form or another for many years. While most of my buddies were honing their chops and chasing tail, I was a little more conservative and decided it might be more productive to get an edjamacation, find a job that paid in currency rather than beer, and to pursue a woman that hadn't been holed out more than the public golf course. Boy, did I ever make the wrong choice!

    Anyways, I've been afforded the opportunity to spend time with some brothers from another mother. These veteran musicians consist of music store owners, captains in the local fire department, and full time professional studio musicians. Most importantly, they are the dearest friends a guy could ever hope for!

    For some of you older members who can remember when MTV actually played music, they used to have a segment/series called Battle Of The Bands. Do you remember a band called EXIT from Shreveport, LA? Well, they won the competition and now, over twenty years later, they have reformed as BUSHROD JENKINS! Tommorow night, they will open the show at Rumble On The Red featuring headliners Mark Farner (Grand Funk Railroad) and The Kentucky Headhunters!

    Now, here's the exciting part. The guys in the band have asked me to handle all guitar tech work for tomorrow night's show! I'm so fucking stoked, I've packed and repacked my tech kit so many times, I've worn the callouses off my fingers! Wish me luck and if I happen to stumble and fuck up, I'll tell'em I'm a Platinum Member at the JCF and to kiss my cleanly shaven scrotum!

    Mr G
    "POOP"

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    Good luck, remember to vet the groupies and steal all the drugs and booze you can from them.
    Fwopping, you know you want to!

    VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

    There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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    • #3




      In all seriousness, that is really cool, man. Have a great time and don't fuck up anything.
      MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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      • #4
        Congrats man, way to go!
        Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

        "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

        I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

        Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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        • #5


          "my apprentice"
          "POOP"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post


            "my apprentice"
            Dude, you fucking rule! You have an endless supply of the funniest pics I have ever seen.
            MakeAJazzNoiseHere: You kidding me? I'd suck her fartbox dry in a heartbeat. 9/29/2011 quote about Megan Fox

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            • #7
              WTG bro!!

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                "I've worn the callouses off my fingers"
                "POOP"

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                • #9


                  "been touring me ass off for 50 bloody years and this is the first tech to string me Tele upside down"
                  "POOP"

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                  • #10
                    yes, sadly i am an old timer. i remember MTV and thought Blackwood was hot? i think she looks like a worn coke whore now ..... ah, the good old days
                    ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                    • #11
                      Exit. Didn't they have a video they played on Mtv after they won it? What was the name of it? That name sounds familiar.

                      Congrats Bro!
                      I'm angry because you're stupid

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                      • #12
                        Congrats! Sounds like it should be a good time.

                        And remember, to do the job right you MUST get a blowjob behind the amp stacks between sets...otherwise its simply a wasted opportunity

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                        • #13
                          .....preferably not from the drummer.
                          So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                          I nearly broke her back

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bengal View Post
                            Exit. Didn't they have a video they played on Mtv after they won it? What was the name of it? That name sounds familiar.

                            Congrats Bro!
                            Yes. I think it was from their single "Young Life." Here's a link to a MySpace page with a few of their songs. Cheesy, but so were the '80s.

                            EXIT's profile including the latest music, albums, songs, music videos and more updates.
                            "POOP"

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                            • #15
                              Alrighty, it's off to the show. Here's the setlist for anyone that remotely gives a shit. If I wasn't going, I wouldn't care!

                              Steady At The Wheel
                              All Right Now
                              Love You
                              Squeeze Me In
                              Pink Houses
                              Good Day For The Blues
                              Ain't Talkin Bout Love
                              Satisfied
                              Dead or Alive
                              Rockstar
                              Hillbilly Deluxe
                              Long Train Running
                              Champagne & Reefer
                              Here's A Quarter
                              Figured U Out
                              Mudhouse
                              Dirty Deeds
                              Save A Horse
                              Hot For Teacher
                              "POOP"

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