Fucked at the pump!

[SEEGERMANY]

Try putting 100 gallons into a boat at what is at least $0.50 more than street prices.
and I thought putting gas into the boat at $1.80 was expensive when I started boating... ugghh. I could buy a NICE Jackson USA for what I will put into gas over the next few months.

Gas prices have really changed the way I fish. I used to run and gun from hot spot to hot spot. Now I sit at home and watch the pros catch fish.

[yard dawg]

Ummmmm EXXON profits = 145 BILLION. Thats a BILLION with "B"... Im sorry but Bush didnt cause high gas prices. Hes a jackass but its not is fault. Its just the oil companys can get whatever they want for there product. When people stop driving so much and buying huge gas guzzling SUVs then maybe the prices might go back down.

[Jacksonchick]

Ummmmm EXXON profits = 145 BILLION. Thats a BILLION with "B"... Im sorry but Bush didnt cause high gas prices. Hes a jackass but its not is fault. Its just the oil companys can get whatever they want for there product. When people stop driving so much and buying huge gas guzzling SUVs then maybe the prices might go back down.

Well don't count on that. If you had a car that got 100 miles a gallon they would raise the unit price to 20 bucks a gallon. And to answer why ppl aren't bitching about other prices cookie, go to the store and buy some food and see whats going on with that. As for your statment Kev, congress I belive maybe run by the Demo's but I think their wolfs in sheeps clothes. Alot of them seem to side with the Bushes buddies.

Another point I'd like to make is that this E85 program is whats driving up the cost of most of your food. We we're told this was going to happen by the economist. Eveything we do now has an effect on our money. Prices are raising faster then wages which is just what big money wants. And if they can't beat you down by wage cuts they just make it where they can pay nothing for wages and charge high prices here for it.

[~K~]

Yeah E85 is driving up the price of tequila!

[Jacksonchick]

LOL, and my Jim Beam!

[horns666]

I think we all should hold hands across the world..and sing in perfect harmony...like that Coke commercial.

NO driving , NO buying gas for ONE day..just one big international circle jerk...this could be one huge happy ending.

I see this thread went from gas to poon in a hurry. Its all about the poon in the end. Just give me the 72 queefing virgins and a tub of astroglide..if you could harness that energy...wowee!

just thinkin'..I have LOTS of thoughts!

[Axewielder]

Just give me the 72 queefing virgins and a tub of astroglide..

"What's the big deal with virgins? They're OK, but at some point I'm gonna want a finger jammed up my ass."

- Dennis Miller

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

[horns666]

"What's the big deal with virgins? They're OK, but at some point I'm gonna want a finger jammed up my ass."

- Dennis Miller

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

Dennis is a clever guy..

72 Virgins..that's stupid! Do you realize how long it would take me to go through 72 fuggin' virgins..about 17.5 minutes..and that's thinking about baseball and bills.

..ehhh

[airjamie]

Speak for yourself! I'm very troubled by the fact that prostitutes apparently cost $4000 per hour now. :ROTF:

There is a great deal of wisdom in the above post. I think we should all set aside 30 minutes to reflect on this.

[horns666]

I have an idea!!!

Let's have a "fuck the pump" day. On this day, stop at ANY gas station and hump the pump. Cops?..don't worry about cops..they will be overwhelmed. We could get celeberties and the media involved. I don't even think it's a crime to dry hump a gas pump.

..ehhh

[horns666]

There is a great deal of wisdom in the above post. I think we should all set aside 30 minutes to reflect on this.

yep, yer right..we need blatant wisdom such as this. that is one expensive pump..

fuck all this political rabble rabble rabble..wtf has that got us???!!!~zilch!

HUMP DA PUMP..

HUMP DA MUDDAFUGGIN' PUMP!!!

That'll get their attention!

[airjamie]

You have no idea how many filipino whores id strangle and sell to mexican organ snatchers to see jessica alba with a pump in her ass.

[horns666]

Ooooh JESSICA ALBA'S ASS.

That's a great band name, book title , movie or song right there!

Someone wanted a band name..merry christmas!

[Joe_Steeler]

How do you think they build island resorts in the middle of the Sea?
How do you think can afford buildings shaped like a sail?
How do you think they can afford to build a map of the world in the sea?
how could they afford 18 kt gold faucets in their shit holes?

one simple answer, we buy them for them?

Still.... our women are better looking and we rock on cool Charvel/Jackson guitars, while they strum a 10-string shitty sounding music box while playing with beads.

[horns666]

Beads..?

Jessica Alba's Ass..?

OK!!!!