Fucked at the pump!

[El_Kabong]

Speak for yourself! I'm very troubled by the fact that prostitutes apparently cost $4000 per hour now. :ROTF:

$4000 to bang Shadoe Steven's transexual son? No thanks.

[Cygnus X1]

Drill!
Dammit,
Drill!
I don't care if it's in my own back yard!
(Actually I do care...call me King Ala Baba Cygnus, and I'll build a JCF Rock Island
in Lake Murray!)

[horns666]

Drill..?

Jessica Alba's ass..?

OK!!!!

[Cygnus X1]

Drill..?

Jessica Alba's ass..?

OK!!!!

Are you suggesting there's some crude oil there?

[horns666]

Are you suggesting there's some crude oil there?

There would be after I'm done..a bubblin' crude.

[guitarzan2]

Ummmmm EXXON profits = 145 BILLION. Thats a BILLION with "B"... Im sorry but Bush didnt cause high gas prices. Hes a jackass but its not is fault. Its just the oil companys can get whatever they want for there product. When people stop driving so much and buying huge gas guzzling SUVs then maybe the prices might go back down.

And here's the really f'd up part. Exxon is HIDING much of their profits by buying back millions of shares of their own stock. Stock buybacks decrease reported profit.

[RacerX]

I have an idea!!!

Let's have a "fuck the pump" day. On this day, stop at ANY gas station and hump the pump. Cops?..don't worry about cops..they will be overwhelmed. We could get celeberties and the media involved. I don't even think it's a crime to dry hump a gas pump.

..ehhh

Er, OK, Bill, after you!


OP needs to look at http://www.gasbuddy.com/ before he heads out to get some gas. http://www.losangelesgasprices.com/ for LA County.

[horns666]

Er, OK, Bill, after you!


OP needs to look at http://www.gasbuddy.com/ before he heads out to get some gas. http://www.losangelesgasprices.com/ for LA County.

I'll do it!!! Sure, a little payback for da gas pump...I would talk dirty to it and everything...finger the nozzle and shit...yeah!

If this movement begins with me..then so be it!

[OnlineStageGear]

A couple stations here just cracked $3.50

[horns666]

A couple stations here just cracked $3.50

Summer is amost here..of course it is. It's going to break $4.00. What sucks is I can't use the cheaper grade in my toy..ehh!

I'll just stick to local car shows. I'm not going to be doing much joy riding...just to and fro home on a few sunny weekends.

[10secondLX]

No doubt. Damn premium is almost getting as expensive as the Cam2 100 octane I picked up last weekend.

[SEEGERMANY]

$3.63 and I do burn premium.

[horns666]

We need that "Hump Da Pump" day..that'll do it.

I know it..nothing else will do.

[shreder13]

I have an idea!!!

Let's have a "fuck the pump" day. On this day, stop at ANY gas station and hump the pump. Cops?..don't worry about cops..they will be overwhelmed. We could get celeberties and the media involved. I don't even think it's a crime to dry hump a gas pump.

..ehhh

Thank god I cut my hair now they won't single me out wilst I feel up the pump:ROTF::ROTF:

[10secondLX]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RrYnWm-Ix0&mode=related&search=