Failure...

[Nazgul]

Some really good ones above .

Here's another:

[SlasZ]

Some really good ones above .

Here's another:

ROFL

[wilkinsi]

Was that done by Orly the Cockdragon?

[nhspike]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Just when I was SURE that I've seen it all...
OMFG

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[nhspike]

LOL
I love it.

I may just send it to you when it's back together Bill.

Then, you can do the whole... "holy shit, was I ever wrong" post.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

...I know I'm behind with the "cockdragon". Dude..you NEED to put that on that geetar..that would be awesome!

It is a JCF legend.. givin' to us by the noble and generous Axewielder !!!

Shit, wrong thread! I thought this was eakinj's geetar he painted..

Axe..please add the finishing touch and show eakinj how awesome it could really be!!!

..then post it on his thread..I think it would rule!!!.

[Axewielder]

Axe..please add the finishing touch and show eakinj how awesome it could really be!!!

..then post it on his thread..I think it would rule!!!.

Sure, I don't get many requests for my Cock! Wait that didn't come out right.... :ROTF:

[horns666]

Axe..you have unleashed the focking fury!!!! Oh, that rules anything that could possibly be ruled!!!

Eakinj!!!..You NEED to add the above the elusive, but legendary cockdragon to your axe! It could be...No, Fuck that! I WILL be the JCF's official Excalibur..but with a cockdragon, which makes it even awesomerer than a plain Excalibur!!!

Let us bow down in mind numbing shock and awe!!

Who's with me..Hail..COCKDRAGON!!!..Hail..COCKDRAGON!!!

[Axewielder]

Who's with me..Hail..COCKDRAGON!!!..Hail..COCKDRAGON!!!

That CD does look pretty snazzy on the solid red color. The original one on snakeskin is a bit, um, funky.

[eakinj]

Axe..you have unleashed the focking fury!!!! Oh, that rules anything that could possibly be ruled!!!

Eakinj!!!..You NEED to add the above the elusive, but legendary cockdragon to your axe! It could be...No, Fuck that! I WILL be the JCF's official Excalibur..but with a cockdragon, which makes it even awesomerer than a plain Excalibur!!!

Let us bow down in mind numbing shock and awe!!

Who's with me..Hail..COCKDRAGON!!!..Hail..COCKDRAGON!!!

Actually that one (body) belongs to nhspike

[horns666]

then nhspike would rule!

[Jack The Riffer]

I think a Purple Cock Dragon would be more appropriate.

[emperor_black]

Executives: Mike Smith and Dick Rowe, executives in charge of evaluating new talent for the London office of Decca
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Background: On December 13, 1961, Mike Smith traveled to Liverpool to watch a local rock ‘n’ roll band perform. He decided they had talent, and invited them to audition on New Year’s Day 1962. The group made the trip to London and spent two hours playing 15 different songs at the Decca studios. Then they went home and waited for an answer.

They waited for weeks.

Decision: Finally, Rowe told the band’s manager that the label wasn’t interested, because they sounded too much like a popular group called The Shadows. In one of the most famous of all rejection lines, he said: "Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, but we don’t like your boys’ sound. Groups are out; four-piece groups with guitars particularly are finished."

The group was The Beatles.


They eventually signed with EMI Records, started a trend back to guitar bands, and ultimately became the most popular band of all time. Ironically, "within two years, EMI’s production facilities became so stretched that Decca helped them out in a reciprocal arrangement, to cope with the unprecedented demand for Beatles records."

[nhspike]

Time to bring this forward again...









and the ultimate...

[Nazgul]

[emperor_black]