There's nothing like...

[horns666]

+1

I loves me some sex, but moments of pure relaxation with absolutely nothing on my mind are a rare & precious thing at this point in my life. A friend of mine has been getting into meditation, and I'm seriously thinking about it myself.

Amen, I searching for that constaly..I wanna run away from home!

Actually I like my home..it would great if they go on a vaction for a few days. That would be a great vacation for me! Which will be happening this coming weekend..well, the kid anywhoo.

Now, I can walk around with my pud out and smoke gonge all day..because its my fuggin' birthday!!

[Joe_Steeler]

Jetfixxxer never said it had to be a woman.....

I know, but what are the other choices for someone/something giving you a blowjob?

Another dude?..... some people's choice, not mine.

Lather up the junk with peanut butter and have fido lick it off?.... southern States choice, not mine.
I did not want to push the envelope but since you brought it up.

[Endrik]

I'm sure that a dude would give a better blowjob than a women... I'm not gonna try it but you know... a dude has a cock but a chick has not :ROTF:

[SlasZ]

I'm sure that a dude would give a better blowjob than a women... I'm not gonna try it but you know... a dude has a cock but a chick has not :ROTF:

That's some sick thinking but you're probably right

[Joe_Steeler]

I guess I'll take The dirt nap without experiencing a real blowjob then.
Fuck you, you sick perverted fucks.

[SlasZ]

That would be an awesome idea for a bachelor party tho, hire a female stripper and a gay male prostitute (incognito). Have the blindfolded bachelor think he'll be getting a blowjob from the stripper but let the gaylord do it

[zeegler]

Sounds great except for the Doors.

[zeegler]

That would be an awesome idea for a bachelor party tho, hire a female stripper and a gay male prostitute (incognito). Have the blindfolded bachelor think he'll be getting a blowjob from the stripper but let the gaylord do it

You are pure fucking evil man!

[yard dawg]

That would be an awesome idea for a bachelor party tho, hire a female stripper and a gay male prostitute (incognito). Have the blindfolded bachelor think he'll be getting a blowjob from the stripper but let the gaylord do it

Thats funny but in my part of the world that action would get you a bullet in the face. That is if the guy wasnt on the downlow.:ROTF:

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