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    So as you might know I live in Germany since a few months and I share an appartment with a collegue. This guy is into metal too so you'd say ok.. cool...
    But he's one entirely morinic moron who, although he's very intelligent, has quite a distorted view of reality with a peculiar interest in languages (like he corrects british speaking people on their english).
    So last night I proposed to go out in a bar close to where we live... everything's fine until he starts ordering wodka red-bulls, and another one... after about 8 he's drunk enough to start imitating hilter (of all people) when he's talking to some regular people (loud voice, obnoxious behaviour, accentuating certain words etc..) who obviously don't appreciate that shit. It goes on and on to the point where he stands 5 cm from a guy's face and salutes the way he shouldn't in Germany...
    It came >.< that close to a fist fight if I wasn't there to send the moron home and calm down the guy who he was facing. Fortunately that guy appreciated me because I was acting normal like any swell guy would , but man... I could have hit my collegue in the face as well, the way he was acting.... Such a moron, I mean, if you're new to a culture don't try to enforce your beliefs or customs on them! Go along with the flow and make the best of it. I got drunk, made new friends and enjoyed everyone's company

  • #2
    Put him on a gas chamber and get rid of him.
    Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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    • #3
      Wait till he passes out and then beat his ass.When he wakes up and asks"What Happened"?,you can say"You don't remember? You were a real dickhead at the bar last night and a couple of guys beat your ass". Then tell him that you tried to help him out,but they were really pissed............
      Straightjacket Memories.Sedative Highs...........

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SlasZ View Post
        So as you might know I live in Germany since a few months and I share an appartment with a collegue. This guy is into metal too so you'd say ok.. cool...
        But he's one entirely morinic moron who, although he's very intelligent, has quite a distorted view of reality with a peculiar interest in languages (like he corrects british speaking people on their english).
        So last night I proposed to go out in a bar close to where we live... everything's fine until he starts ordering wodka red-bulls, and another one... after about 8 he's drunk enough to start imitating hilter (of all people) when he's talking to some regular people (loud voice, obnoxious behaviour, accentuating certain words etc..) who obviously don't appreciate that shit. It goes on and on to the point where he stands 5 cm from a guy's face and salutes the way he shouldn't in Germany...
        It came >.< that close to a fist fight if I wasn't there to send the moron home and calm down the guy who he was facing. Fortunately that guy appreciated me because I was acting normal like any swell guy would , but man... I could have hit my collegue in the face as well, the way he was acting.... Such a moron, I mean, if you're new to a culture don't try to enforce your beliefs or customs on them! Go along with the flow and make the best of it. I got drunk, made new friends and enjoyed everyone's company
        Isn't the nazi salute actually illegal in Germany? If someone saw him do that, couldn't he have gone to jail for it?
        In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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        • #5
          Dude, he's an asshole ..fuggums.
          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by eakinj View Post
            Isn't the nazi salute actually illegal in Germany? If someone saw him do that, couldn't he have gone to jail for it?
            Yeah I'm sure it's illegal and if the cops were there he'd be in more trouble I'm sure.
            Next time I'm going out alone

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            • #7
              What a douche.. I'd give him a white Hitler while he was passed out. He'd wake up with a sticky, pungent, pearly Hitler mustachio made of cocksauce!

              Dude..you gotta treat a douche like a fuggin' douche..don't ever be in douche denial.
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #8
                Prob is we live & work together But I try to ignore him as much as possible
                Can't wait till the rental contract is finished at the end of the year so I can move off

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                • #9
                  You guys are going to get into a fist fight..sucker punch him in the cock NOW!
                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #10
                    Lol he might even like that, who knows

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlasZ View Post
                      Lol he might even like that, who knows
                      Ohhhhhh boy..

                      Dude, this is a trainwreck..trust me..I smell drama!!!

                      He's gonna pee on the Bogner..
                      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                      • #12
                        Shit, its almost light out..wow. I gotta go nighty night!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                          Ohhhhhh boy..

                          Dude, this is a trainwreck..trust me..I smell drama!!!

                          He's gonna pee on the Bogner..
                          The Bogner is in another house, I wouldn't trust him with it. I took it to the apartment one time but I wouldn't let him handle it even if my life depended on it. I'm sure he would have bumped it into my car, damaging both.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                            Shit, its almost light out..wow. I gotta go nighty night!
                            Nite

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                            • #15
                              Ya see...he's trouble. He was cool at work..until he moved in. He's going to make your life hell..ummm tell him you have genital herpes or something!!!

                              Shit, I can feel the sun rising..I'm getting sick!

                              Nighty night!
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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