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  • #46
    I guess I'm really "old school" like some of you guys..on this subject.

    Except when I did it..way back in the late 70's and early 80's. Well, I did get a "good" wife outta the deal..but that's only because she bought my bullshit!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #47
      ahh you Yanks and your problems... nothing more fun than sticking a tongue in a girls ass in public
      "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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      • #48
        What about my rights, my feelings? When I was a 13 year old naive catholic boy. My first girlfriend was a 16 year old big titted hillbilly from a broken marriage that went to public school. I remember the dance where we met. I was hiding from her in the bathroom with my stupid friend that waited with me, for one HOUR. We come out because we thought the coast was clear..no, boom..there she was..all over me.. crazy aggressive!!!
        Anywhoo..she's my first everything. She demands I go over her house. Nobody's home..she pulls me right in the bedroom and blows me. I'm ok with this! Her tits were HUGE..I mean HUGE 40 DDs..awesome tits...best tits I ever saw ..ever..'till this day. I'm laying there with major throbness..and she mounts me. Oh boy, here it comes..oh my. I can't find the hole..it's slippin' and slidin everwhere but home. She flips over..wow I see her ass!!! There's her asshole..I'll stick it in there. I go for it..it won't go in. All I know is, I'm in love..this is love. But I couldn't get the damn thing in if you paid me. She finished me off ..gulp..not a drop. This is love..I love this girl! So now we're together..doin' everything we could imagine for months. I liked pullin' out..no rubber..just sploooge all over her..Man I loved her. Then one day she tells me she's pregnant. I'm 13..she's 16. My dad was NUTS..he's going to kill me..he's going to explode! I couldn't tell him! She had it all planned out. She stole a hundred dollar bill from her mom. We hitched a ride with her friends just outside of Cleveland. I'm actually running away from home. I have no job..no money..I'm not home and it's past midnight. My dad is going NUTS. He goes over her house..beats up her stepdad that knows nothing. Goes next door and beats up some guy that heard of a "plan". Then he goes after the person that actually knows the plan. My dad arrives where's I'm staying in some shithole motel. I hear a commotion and its my dad breaking down a door to the room my ride is staying in. Then I hear screaming and mayhem. I'm shittin' bricks..I'm on the second floor with one window..I'm in my underwear. There's a knock on the door..FUCK. I opened the door ..before I can say anything..I see bright lights and there's lots of pain going on. Now I'm being dragged out my my hair. He throws me in his Lincoln. Titty girl and her beat up step dad is in the back seat. My dad is punching me all the way home..at random..boom..bing..bingboom. Before we get to my house..he stops at a vacant lot..tells me to get out and says. "Ok, you're a man now..act like one"..and proceeds to beat the beejessus outta me. I go home and looked in the mirror..wow...both eyes shut!

        I don't know excatly what "arrangements" he made but the big titty girl and her family moved to California that week. She was able to get a prank call to me..once.

        The moral and lesson I learned here is..my big titty girl was never pregnant..she just wanted me to bail with her.

        I learned fast..I learned alot!

        I didn't learn enough tho..my penis was still in charge!

        The saga continued.
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #49
          Willam Zurlo's autobiography "Finding the Hole"
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #50
            ..yeah, its funny now!

            My dumb ass had that commin'..

            Those were awesome titties.
            "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
            Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

            "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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            • #51
              Oh!!!..Oh my goodness. For the love of all that is unclean..

              this is bad as it gets.

              Way underaged prostitution in korea or some shit..sounds like Chris Hansen of Dateline..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEk1Z...eature=related
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by horns666 View Post
                What about my rights, my feelings? When I was a 13 year old naive catholic boy. My first girlfriend was a 16 year old big titted hillbilly from a broken marriage that went to public school. I remember the dance where we met. I was hiding from her in the bathroom with my stupid friend that waited with me, for one HOUR. We come out because we thought the coast was clear..no, boom..there she was..all over me.. crazy aggressive!!!
                Anywhoo..she's my first everything. She demands I go over her house. Nobody's home..she pulls me right in the bedroom and blows me. I'm ok with this! Her tits were HUGE..I mean HUGE 40 DDs..awesome tits...best tits I ever saw ..ever..'till this day. I'm laying there with major throbness..and she mounts me. Oh boy, here it comes..oh my. I can't find the hole..it's slippin' and slidin everwhere but home. She flips over..wow I see her ass!!! There's her asshole..I'll stick it in there. I go for it..it won't go in. All I know is, I'm in love..this is love. But I couldn't get the damn thing in if you paid me. She finished me off ..gulp..not a drop. This is love..I love this girl! So now we're together..doin' everything we could imagine for months. I liked pullin' out..no rubber..just sploooge all over her..Man I loved her. Then one day she tells me she's pregnant. I'm 13..she's 16. My dad was NUTS..he's going to kill me..he's going to explode! I couldn't tell him! She had it all planned out. She stole a hundred dollar bill from her mom. We hitched a ride with her friends just outside of Cleveland. I'm actually running away from home. I have no job..no money..I'm not home and it's past midnight. My dad is going NUTS. He goes over her house..beats up her stepdad that knows nothing. Goes next door and beats up some guy that heard of a "plan". Then he goes after the person that actually knows the plan. My dad arrives where's I'm staying in some shithole motel. I hear a commotion and its my dad breaking down a door to the room my ride is staying in. Then I hear screaming and mayhem. I'm shittin' bricks..I'm on the second floor with one window..I'm in my underwear. There's a knock on the door..FUCK. I opened the door ..before I can say anything..I see bright lights and there's lots of pain going on. Now I'm being dragged out my my hair. He throws me in his Lincoln. Titty girl and her beat up step dad is in the back seat. My dad is punching me all the way home..at random..boom..bing..bingboom. Before we get to my house..he stops at a vacant lot..tells me to get out and says. "Ok, you're a man now..act like one"..and proceeds to beat the beejessus outta me. I go home and looked in the mirror..wow...both eyes shut!

                I don't know excatly what "arrangements" he made but the big titty girl and her family moved to California that week. She was able to get a prank call to me..once.

                The moral and lesson I learned here is..my big titty girl was never pregnant..she just wanted me to bail with her.

                I learned fast..I learned alot!

                I didn't learn enough tho..my penis was still in charge!

                The saga continued.
                Holy Moly, if that's even 10% true, what a story! Sure as hell beats the afterschool specials I remember seeing back in the 70's.

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                • #53
                  just an observation, but young girls with big boobies seem to have that extra wild gene. i had a Sunday school girl back in the day that would come over to my apartment almost every Sunday when her parents thought she was going to church. Sunday mornings I was always in bed still sleeping and she would just get in with me and take advantage of my morning wood. her dad was a detective for the Renton police and the mother was a Boeing big wig. She was raised what i would call a good up bringing, but she had just a killer rack (mom the MILF did too) and she was just a freak in bed.

                  I think chick with trophy racks you really have to watch out for. through the years watching my girls friends that grew ta-ta's early, several started the sex, drugs, babies while in their teens. one at 13 had already hit the D's and by the time she was 15 she got knocked up, drop out of school and is a single mother collection welfare.
                  ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Jackson-Charvel View Post
                    Holy Moly, if that's even 10% true, what a story! Sure as hell beats the afterschool specials I remember seeing back in the 70's.
                    Unfortunately, all true..there's more. I just got tired of typing. But I wouldn't change any stupid and embarassing moments..such as that. I guess you have to take life as it comes, and hopefully lear from it. I wouldn't have my wife and son if I changed any event. Kinda like Marty in Back To The Future..

                    I don't have any "skeletons" really..just real dumb shit that I prolly shared before..like the voz.

                    AC is right!!! Big titty girls are much crazier IMO. I didn't marry one, I'd prolly be divorced if I did. I don't know the stats, but I'm sure the divorce rate is much higher amoung big titty girls.
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Newc View Post

                      It never was ok, it never will be ok. If teenagers (12-19) are having premarital sex, it's not ok.
                      WHAT?! :ROTF:
                      You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View Post
                        WHAT?! :ROTF:
                        it means it's not ok..... it's fucking awesome
                        "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                        "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                        • #57
                          18/19???..Well hell, they're legal and always fuggin' somebody..may as well be you!!!
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #58
                            2 things:

                            1. It's biology guys. We're hard wired as humans to start wanting sex around age 12-14. I have three daughters (not teens yet), and I accept the fact that they will do the same shit teenagers have *always* done. The idea that you can stop them from goofing around by imposing your will on them is ridiculous. Of course I hope they wait till they are older, but I'd rather have them be safe than hiding everything from me and their Mom.

                            2. All you guys that say "I'm glad I don't have daughters" haven't a clue what you are missing. Of course there are ups and downs to having girls, but I'm telling you that having my daughters is the most rewarding thing I've ever done. They make my otherwise shit life worth living. The little things become really rewarding - for example my 9 year old just got 1st place tonight at a track meet in both the 50 and 100 meter dash.

                            And girls today do NOT have to be victims of our brain-dead, over-sexed society. There are great examples of females doing amazing things at young ages. Example - the youngest college professor ever is a girl that just started teaching at age 19 recently.
                            Last edited by Big D; 05-02-2008, 08:50 PM.

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                            • #59
                              Not to be a dick... But you made a judgement call on what you thought was right.
                              Whether this is approved by some, all or none....
                              Have confiendence in yourself and your choice and dont worry about what others perceive of your actions.
                              Seeking validation for a judgement call on your morals is rather redundant as you didnt waiver when you felt you needed to act.

                              Be firm and confident in what you do, standing for what is right in your head and learn from past mistakes to become more solid.


                              Got me?-------

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by vwall View Post
                                Not to be a dick... But you made a judgement call on what you thought was right.
                                Whether this is approved by some, all or none....
                                Have confiendence in yourself and your choice and dont worry about what others perceive of your actions.
                                Seeking validation for a judgement call on your morals is rather redundant as you didnt waiver when you felt you needed to act.

                                Be firm and confident in what you do, standing for what is right in your head and learn from past mistakes to become more solid.


                                Got me?-------
                                ..yes.
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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