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[wilkinsi]

What's Liberace?

[thetroy]

How is Leicester pronounced over there?

In MA, they have:

Worcester and say "wooster" (or woostah in Bostonian)
Gloucester = "gluhster" or gluhstah
but Dorcester = "door-CHester"

Fucking British shit

[shobet]

Fucking American shit


Notice it's also brown.

[wilkinsi]

"Lester". And before that, it's Loughborough pronounced "Luffburra". Some twat on the train tried to pronounce it "Lugga, er lu-". Chav.

[thetroy]

Not saying the Americans are any better. The English language in general pisses me off.

It's like you can write stuff however you want then pronounce it however you want, completely independent of the spelling.

The best language I've seen thus far in that regard is French, unless you count the way Japanese is written completely phoenetically in our characters.

[Rsmacker]

"Lester". And before that, it's Loughborough pronounced "Luffburra". Some twat on the train tried to pronounce it "Lugga, er lu-". Chav.

Looga-burrooga.


Oh, and whilst trying to pronounce Leicester, you must nod your head from side to side and give a sickly smile whilst thinking of Peter Sellers doing "Goodness gracious me". For full authenticity, wear a turban and drive a Lexus. And FFS don't try and use English there, they'll run you out of town.

[Rsmacker]

What's Liberace?

Well, it's nothing like the "Dizzy Gillespie"* you gave me the other night.





*Sometimes known as "The Rusty Trombone"

[wilkinsi]

I smacked you with a trombone? I swear it's not mine. I stole it from Lughabro'.

[Rsmacker]

You saucy little bunny! I can't wait to get you over my knee again, I'm going to spank you purple. Whilst listening to Liberace's Greatest Hits, of course.

Will you move in with me and we can get married? Just think, all my amps and guitars become half yours. And my vintage butt plug collection.

Come on, stop fighting it.

[wilkinsi]

You don't own any WR1's.

[Rsmacker]

No, but when we are together, my love, I shall have yours.


Hmmmmm, can't wait!

[wilkinsi]

You won't even get near it without being killed first. Guess that RR24 will have some use after all.