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  • DC Madam Kills herself

    Did you hear that huge sigh of relief in washington DC?? That HO DC madam just hung herself in Florida. Well it appears she hung herself. Ya never know do ya.

  • #2
    HAHA! My secret is safe now...
    http://www.jacknapalm.com/

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    • #3
      That's sad..her career was just takin' off!!!
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4
        The one that cost $4,300? Damn, I guess I can stop selling my axes

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        • #5
          How convenient.
          "POOP"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by DonP View Post
            The one that cost $4,300? Damn, I guess I can stop selling my axes
            No the one who was selling Hos to politicians.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
              How convenient.
              +1
              She was taken out.
              And I bet her little black book is missing or has been replaced with a "revised" version.
              -Rick

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              • #8
                [quote=rjohnstone;1093411]+1
                She was taken out.
                And I bet her little black book is missing or has been replaced with a "revised" version.[/quote

                +1000 our tax dollars at work !

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                • #9
                  How many women hang themselves? None. Poor choice by whoever did it.

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                  • #10
                    Women don't hang themselves? I didn't hear that one.

                    She was facing up to 50 years in prison, would have only got 5 or so though. Already convicted awaiting sentencing. Plus a suicide note was found. Seems legit to me.

                    But conspiracy theorists will have a field day with this.
                    Last edited by Bengal; 05-01-2008, 04:30 PM.
                    I'm angry because you're stupid

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Bengal View Post
                      Women don't hang themselves? I didn't hear that one.

                      She was facing up to 50 years in prison, would have only got 5 or so though. Already convicted awaiting sentencing. Plus a suicide note was found. Seems legit to me.

                      But conspiracy theorists will have a field day with this.
                      Actually for a long time hanging and shooting themselves were actually the least likely form of suicide of woman. I think the highest was sleeping pills / overdose. It's been a while since I studied any of that. I could probably find stats if you want. But you're right the statement that they don't do it is incorrect.

                      People have to have their conspiracies, otherwise they have no argument that the Government or aliens or whatever is out to get them
                      In the future though I need to remember to not buy guitars while on Nyquil

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                      • #12
                        Let's disect this for shits and giggles.

                        1) Wasn't she going to be sentenced the last week in July? If so, why commit suicide so far in advance and fuck up a 4th of July celebration?

                        2) Not only did she tell close friends of her intentions of not going back to prison, it was pretty common knowledge to the general public. Seems I remember a related comment on FOX News awhile back. So, if you make comments like "there is no way I'm going back to prison, I'll commit suicide first," that lays perfect groundwork for someone to wack her, especially if your name may show up in a little black book.

                        3) Do we really care?
                        "POOP"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
                          2) Not only did she tell close friends of her intentions of not going back to prison, it was pretty common knowledge to the general public. Seems I remember a related comment on FOX News awhile back. So, if you make comments like "there is no way I'm going back to prison, I'll commit suicide first," that lays perfect groundwork for someone to wack her, especially if your name may show up in a little black book.
                          Oh the irony

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                          • #14
                            ...that taste like tart, lemon yogart

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                            • #15
                              Anyone get a free one while she was still warm?

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