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Ok .... This morning I get up and start my day by making a coffee, just like i do every morning. With poking around the kitchen lookin for something to eat, while the coffee is driping (Expresso) i feel a little pressure going on.
No big, just enough that i know i can finish my latte, then go hit the toilet.
Well, by now the pressure it to the point where you have to wonder why ghey guys enjoy this shit.
So by now my ass is dilated to 3 CM and I know I have to head to the can down the hall to my bathroom.
As I turn into the where the toilet is, I see this!
That fucking cat tore up the roll beyond repair. I just replaced the last roll the day before and knew I would have a couple days to replenish inventory, so there was not another roll in there. With all my might I pinched and went down the hall to do my thing with a turd I'm sure already had its head out.
I was so pissed, but to prove I wasn't making this up I went to get my camera. When I went to take the shot, that little fucker was at it again!
No big, just enough that i know i can finish my latte, then go hit the toilet.
Well, by now the pressure it to the point where you have to wonder why ghey guys enjoy this shit.
So by now my ass is dilated to 3 CM and I know I have to head to the can down the hall to my bathroom.
As I turn into the where the toilet is, I see this!
That fucking cat tore up the roll beyond repair. I just replaced the last roll the day before and knew I would have a couple days to replenish inventory, so there was not another roll in there. With all my might I pinched and went down the hall to do my thing with a turd I'm sure already had its head out.
I was so pissed, but to prove I wasn't making this up I went to get my camera. When I went to take the shot, that little fucker was at it again!
Next time, keep the bathroom door closed! 
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