Latest spandex gig... no crotch shots this time ... ;P

[sonicsamurai]

makeup, legwarmers and the rock





things are getting good, the arrangements are getting more complex now and the new singer is doing good. had a really good reaction and benefitted from a non uni audience this time, which basically meant we also had some older 'regular' people who actually got what we were doing and knew what we were about and duly appreciated it :P promoter said we were great so hopefully it may lead to more gigs in the future

[Rsmacker]

Ooh, your bass player is a sweetie, does she swallow?
Looks like a Phoenix Nights gig, did you have to stop for the Bingo and when the Pie & Mushy Peas were served?

(Gotta love those old wedges (Martin Audio?), fucking hell, they look like they have been round the world twice, towed behind a dustbin lorry)

Sooooooo, when are you going to stop looking like a band in a practice room and go for the full-on image. Simply wearing your big sister's legwarmers and some make-up is not good enough, I'm afraid, it makes you look like a group of young men "experimenting with your sexuality". You won't be getting as many punters as you could do because you are neither fish nor fowl, people don't like thinking when they are drinking. Strange though it may seem, if you went for the full-on image, everyone would understand exactly what the band was about, you'd get stacks more decent gigs, and your bass player could probably go home unmolested by dirty old men like me. Mostly.

As Mr Stephen Pearcey once sang (with some socks stuffed down the front of his trousers) it's "All or Nothing" .

[Rsmacker]

P.S. I love your Posh Spice bob.


P.P.S. Send me the bass player's number, I have some tricks to teach her.

[sonicsamurai]

i'll have you know i purchased the last 2 pairs of leggings that were actually long enough for a guy from primark that very same day!! its the 2 in the middle we need to do something about...

uni people don't understand what the band is about because their knowledge of 80s metal doesn't extend far beyond metallica thats why this gig was nice because there were older people there too who knew exactly what we were doing.

[sonicsamurai]

P.S. I love your Posh Spice bob.

fuck u. its still growing...

[Rsmacker]

What is?? Oo-er!

Come on, getting black leggings from Primark is a cop-out. Get your arse down to Foleshill Road, into one of the Asian fabric wholesalers and get some pink and luminous green lycra. They have loads in stock (don't ask me how I know, just trust me, they do). Then get some girly who is a proper girly to get her sewing machine out and make you a fucking shred set of stage togs.

It might be a little tricky being a student, because the birds are notoriously stroppy with ideas way above their station. They think they are going to be captains of industry by going to Uni. ("Yeah yeah, very nice love. Fetch us a cup of tea will you, there's a good girl") However, I'm sure if you put a little advert up in the Robert Mugabe Student Bar, you'd be inundated with calls, they all still know what's what underneath, no matter how disdainful they appear.

Try this:

Wanted! REAL confident woman, one who is at ease with her femininity and fuly conversant in all the protocols of modern business management.
Must have own sewing machine, and know how to use the fucking thing. (Phone your Mum and ask her, she's a proper woman, not some androgenous rugmuncher)
Tea-making skills essential, as is the ability to STFU when the boys are talking about how many birds they are going to bone after the next gig. You should be able to measure round some sweaty male knackers without putting on some dodgy funk background music and sucking them off. (Although this is not essential, occasional BJs will cover any dropped stitch disasters)
Must be able to work under pressure, a teapot and chocolate hobnobs may be provided for exceptional applicants.
Come on you birds, forget all this academic bollocks, this is your chance to get some real experience of the Real World, as you will/should be living it. It'll help you get a good husband!!
Apply : Sonic Samurai, Bobby Sands Halls of Residence (very thin rooms).



That's how Nikki Sixx did it, he didn't wait until Primark had some stripey leggings with extra knacker space in stock, he made them!!

[horns666]

Oh, for the love of Jane Fonda's leg warmers..Jeff Loomis plays bass for you??!!

[sonicsamurai]

Oh, for the love of Jane Fonda's leg warmers..Jeff Loomis plays bass for you??!!

what can i say man? me and jeff go way back, when i told him he could wear tight crotch hugging trousers he instantly wanted to be a part of it :ROTF:

[sonicsamurai]

What is?? Oo-er!

Come on, getting black leggings from Primark is a cop-out. Get your arse down to Foleshill Road, into one of the Asian fabric wholesalers and get some pink and luminous green lycra. They have loads in stock (don't ask me how I know, just trust me, they do). Then get some girly who is a proper girly to get her sewing machine out and make you a fucking shred set of stage togs.

It might be a little tricky being a student, because the birds are notoriously stroppy with ideas way above their station. They think they are going to be captains of industry by going to Uni. ("Yeah yeah, very nice love. Fetch us a cup of tea will you, there's a good girl") However, I'm sure if you put a little advert up in the Robert Mugabe Student Bar, you'd be inundated with calls, they all still know what's what underneath, no matter how disdainful they appear.

DUDE....how many times have i had to tell you i'm not a student??


edit: Foleshill road you say? *intrigued*

[horns666]

what can i say man? me and jeff go way back, when i told him he could wear tight crotch hugging trousers he instantly wanted to be a part of it :ROTF:

..I will join forces with you.

But, you don't want to see me in spandex..that wouldn't be good...oh man!

[sonicsamurai]

its ok man you can just stand there and spin your pud during the solos if you want

[Rsmacker]

DUDE....how many times have i had to tell you i'm not a student??


edit: Foleshill road you say? *intrigued*

Hey, I don't pay attention, I didn't go to Uni, I'm thick!!

I'll get the address of the wholesalers, I bought a load of lycra from them a while back (to make some massive sails for stage sets - bouncing gobos and colours from intelligent lighting across them, looks damned good )

[shobet]

this gig was nice because there were older people there too who knew exactly what we were doing.

Was this during or after the show. Did Doris with the dentures give you a good gumming, or was it Harry and his shaky hands?

I've laid turds with more meat on them than your band has on them all together.

When are you playing in Cheshire so I can come and thrown steaming, sopping wet undies at you?

[Norton]

Looks gay enough to be on the right track.

[toejam]

Arrrrgh! I lived through the '80s as a teen, I don't want to go through it again. Please make it stop!!!