my new pad

[sonicsamurai]

just moved in the other night and got most of my stuff sorted now



the control centre:

[Megadeth79]

Looks great Alex

[shobet]

It's not exactly dripping with fanny, where are all the ladies, under the bed with the covers closed? Have the neighbours grown to love you and and your Marshall yet?

Nice to see some vinyl in there as well. Pity that you didn't manage to hide what appears to be a picture of Wham on the sleeve of the last album there young man.

[dangerous_dave]

So how does it feel to do the ironing for yourself? :ROTF:

What's the layout?

[sonicsamurai]

It's not exactly dripping with fanny, where are all the ladies, under the bed with the covers closed? Have the neighbours grown to love you and and your Marshall yet?

Nice to see some vinyl in there as well. Pity that you didn't manage to hide what appears to be a picture of Wham on the sleeve of the last album there young man.

haha yeah greatest hits of 1984...i'm also shamefully exposing my winger vinyl on the desk there..gotta love winger i don't know why i have that hits album. i have 1985 hits but thats because that was the year i was born so makes sense...i think my friend was getting rid of stuff so i pounced on the free vinyl and also snagged a copy of hotel california with the poster inside...

they will love the marhsall even if i am discovering it seems to be lacking mid range these days *confused*

[sonicsamurai]

So how does it feel to do the ironing for yourself? :ROTF:

What's the layout?

its terrible i'm scared of the new indpendence

the room is basically the width of the house and takes up about a third of the depth of it. i guess its about 5m by 5m ?? roughly. very spacious and it has blinds and the little window thing at the front of the house like you see, double bed, the door is by the jackson poster

i'm paying about 450 a month including all bills

[Rsmacker]

Where do you keep your Jazz literature? Hopefully on the coffee table now:

"It's Erotica Mummy dearest, not 'Wank Mags', I am a mature adult and we like to discuss such things at my dinner parties with Melvyn Bragg"

Harmony Hairspray (yep, I spotted it), an ironing board AND a Henry vac, all in the same shot. Is there something you'd like to tell us sweetie?

And what the fuck kind of record player is that???? When I were your age, they came in a cabinet that were made of oak, took 3 people to lift AND would play 78rpm. They don't make 'em like they used to.

Oh, and what in God's name have you been doing to that mirror, those smears look disgusting. Clean them off, immediately, or else you will encounter adhesion problems when doing Power Lines off it

[destructin_od]

Congrats bro! Looks like a cool place. But please get rid of the plate on your bed. Chicks love dirty talk but i don't think they like dirty rooms.

[sonicsamurai]

well if she wants it that bad she can clean it too :ROTF:

[Rsmacker]

Get a cleaner in. If she's under 60 and female, it's worth a punt to see if she'll become your sex toy, any hole's a goal, right? The country is awash with Eastern European bints eager to earn a quid or two by doing some good old-fashioned helmet polishing.

Leave your skiddy undies and porn lying about, insist she wears the little maid's uniform you provide (for "Health & Safety"), and come home early, you may find her spread eagled on your bed, flicking the bean and reading your Razzle collection, allowing you, by Law* to spank her bare bottom scarlet then slip inside her stench trench to empty your pods.

Maybe you can just leave your butt-plugs and dildo collection lying about. Carefully mark their position, when you get home, check to see if they have moved, or if the tide mark you left on them has been washed off. Smell them carefully to see if there's a strange musk that doesn't emanate from your starfish, if there is, she's yours!

If she refuses to wear the outfit, slams the door and runs away without even cleaning up the plate, don't worry, she's a lesbian.

If you get home and your latest copy of Razzle Readers Wives is glued together, take care, she's actually a geezer.




* This may not apply anywhere else but inside my head.




Incidentally, I'm appalled at the state of your extension leads and power cables you ill-disciplined student tyke. You must get yourself a rack distro, IMMEDIATELY. Ikea sell them....probly.

[shobet]

I've wet myself laughing!

[shobet]

When are you having a house warming, remember to invite your aunties rsmacker and shobet!

[Jason1212]

You guys are killing me.

[sonicsamurai]

haha yeah i should have a housewarming at somepoint, maybe we can get some jcfers and have a jam sometime...we can share and swap jazz mags and take turns with the maids too

[Jack The Riffer]

I thought the title said my new PUD. I figured it was another Bill thread. :ROTF: