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To all the Moms / Mums / MILFS ... HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
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Yeah..took my mommy and wife out to dinner last night..and I filled both of their gas tanks..without them knowing about it..that was hard to do.
Of course both cars had a 1/4 tank..its like they did know!!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity. -
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the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their livesComment
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i thought mothers day has been and gone? It.s in march isn't it? Or maybe i forgot again...Comment
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Its today..yes, you forgot ..again.Originally posted by sonicsamurai View Post
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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ugh! muthafugga!:ROTF:Originally posted by skorb View PostmilfsFuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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Its on March 8th here and my mum is in Turkey. So i forgot it and didnt call her till 4pm... I could get in a lot of shit if i didnt see it on the news
If your mum stabbed ya you wouldnt get upset... You would say ' Ohhh shit mum stabbed me! I better go to a hospital'. - ChopperComment
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Fuck mothers day and fuck forced familial gatherings. Oh come give me a hug. Dude i dont know you get the fuck off of me. Fuck having seven thousand vegetable trays.Comment
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