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  • Something you would give up your left (or right) testicle for?

    Ever dropped the statement "Man, I would give my left (or right) testicle (or ovaries, I'm not here to judge ) to ___"

    I often say I would give my left testicle to see Cacophony live back in the day, or be able to go to a Jason Becker guitar clinic.

    I'd also kindly donate both of Fatal Tragedy's testicles to meet Jason Becker.

    Originally posted by horns666
    The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.

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    to make a living as a musician.
    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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    • #3
      To see Randy play back in the day

      (sorry RD, talking about THE Randy on this one since it would cost a nut

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      • #4
        To go back and make some anonymous phone calls to Boston and DC airport security on 9/10/2001.
        please don't put it into words, 'cause I fear what you're thinking

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        • #5
          Id love to be able to stop living paycheck to paycheck and not hate my job. That would be worth anything...
          Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...

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          • #6
            to see loads of my favourite bands back in the day

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            • #7
              I would never give me testicle away... nothing beats shooting a lot of goo
              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                I would never give me testicle away... nothing beats shooting a lot of goo
                - exactly
                uva uvam vivendo varia fit

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                  I would never give me testicle away... nothing beats shooting a lot of goo
                  +1


                  "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                  Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                  "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                    I would never give me testicle away... nothing beats shooting a lot of goo
                    +3

                    doesn't matter how broke you are, or how fucked up your life may seem, it is still good to be able to bust a nut. I wouldn't give one away in case the other one went bad on me
                    Hail yesterday

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
                      +3

                      doesn't matter how broke you are, or how fucked up your life may seem, it is still good to be able to bust a nut. I wouldn't give one away in case the other one went bad on me

                      I've got three, so I can spare one of them.
                      Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                      http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                      • #12
                        I'd give my left nut for a second right one.
                        THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by zeegler View Post
                          I've got three, so I can spare one of them.
                          E.T. Eddie Torres - the Extra Testicle!
                          THIS SPACE FOR RENT

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                          • #14
                            Nothing or nobody is worth of one of my nads.

                            However, I would freely bounce them off Scarlett Johanssen's chest pillows.
                            Mr. Patience.... ask for a free consultation.

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                            • #15
                              I would only swap it for a bigger one.
                              If your mum stabbed ya you wouldnt get upset... You would say ' Ohhh shit mum stabbed me! I better go to a hospital'. - Chopper

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