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  • #16
    I'd give my left nut if people would forget the word "MOJO."
    "POOP"

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    • #17
      Originally posted by necrotechno View Post
      To go back and make some anonymous phone calls to Boston and DC airport security on 9/10/2001.
      wow! post of the new century.

      you will have some positive things happen for you.
      Guitars... Rhoads RX10D
      Amp... Pioneer
      Effects... Boss ME-20

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Nuclear Vampire View Post
        I'd give my left nut for a second right one.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by necrotechno View Post
          To go back and make some anonymous phone calls to Boston and DC airport security on 9/10/2001.
          nice thought but seeing as the government already new it was gonna happen anyway i'm not sure what good it would do. sounds like a waste of a good testicle to me. i'd use it on taking out bin laden if i were you

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          • #20
            ........
            Last edited by texasfury; 01-16-2012, 06:11 PM.
            Just a guitar player...

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            • #21
              Originally posted by sonicsamurai View Post
              nice thought but seeing as the government already new it was gonna happen anyway i'm not sure what good it would do. sounds like a waste of a good testicle to me. i'd use it on taking out bin laden if i were you
              I don't think he cares, he has 999 more testicles to spare after he gives up the first one.
              Originally posted by horns666
              The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Nuclear Vampire View Post
                I'd give my left nut for a second right one.

                Oooh no, they'd knock together like clackers. Keep the left one left, and the right one right (slightly lower). Perfect.
                So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                I nearly broke her back

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                • #23
                  I have said that about many things, and in 1993 they took the bastard.

                  I have yet to reap any return from my "divestment"...
                  Bon Jovi is like a frozen Coca Cola.. It's cool, it's crunchy, but when all is said and done it is still pop....

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                  • #24
                    Your life? A friend of my father had one of his testicles removed, because he had cancer.
                    I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                    • #25
                      i'd love to get my life back. who's giving out dough around here? -lol
                      when the good times are in hiding so am I, so let the bad times roll . i'd give my left and right nuts to have had the guts to say no many decades ago now. i've come to the conclusion that my dick has shit for brains, and my brains are nonexistent. yup, i'd give back maybe a couple of fingers to, as long as i could sign big checks again.
                      on a happier note, how the fuck is everybody? hope all is well with you all.
                      Not helping the situation since 1965!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Jacksons Shred View Post
                        I don't think he cares, he has 999 more testicles to spare after he gives up the first one.
                        I wasn't even thinking about that! Good call!



                        please don't put it into words, 'cause I fear what you're thinking

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                        • #27
                          I don't have testicles..so I guess I can't play..but IF I did. To still have my parents alive, cause even though they are SUPPOSED to go first, they shouldn't go when you are 15 or 25..you haven't gotten to ask them all you need to.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by GodOfRhythm View Post
                            to make a living as a musician.
                            +2

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by guitarsjb View Post
                              I don't have testicles..
                              No, but being a chick, you can have as many testicles as you so desire............on your chin.


                              :ROTF:
                              So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                              I nearly broke her back

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by guitarsjb View Post
                                I don't have testicles.
                                I made ovaries a option as well, no cheating. :ROTF:
                                Originally posted by horns666
                                The only thing I choke during sex is, my chicken..especially when I wanna glaze my wife's buns.

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