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"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
The life of David Sedaris took an unexpected, and not entirely unwelcome, turn when his "Santaland Diaries" were first broadcast on Morning Edition in 1992. We reprise his story of holiday cheer.
"quit whining ya litle bastard or BANTA will give ya the boot!"
It's those evil eyes...
The thing is, with my perverted imagination, I think I know what's going through Satan/Santa's mind, "Coochie, Coochie, Coooo, open wide so I can shove this gobstopper in so far it will touch your bum. Or no presents for you, ever, you little cunt!" or I may be projecting.
Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.
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