Chappaquiddick?

[markD]

thanks guys. it is what it is, you know? i have fun still. my band gigs regularly, i go to disney world a lot. i just live each day and realize that some day i'll just fall over and die!!! it would be easy to angry (well, i DO get angry a lot!) and being a miserable prick, but what good will it do? i ahve a few friends and they stick by me, so i need to be as cool as i can to keep them around. my motor skills get messed up to....like my typing can get really awful at times and, even though i am an english teacher, my spelling and grammar gets messed up a lot!!!!

[Bengal]

Mark,
Sorry to read that man. My thoughts are with you.

[guitarsjb]

Keepin you in my thoughts Mark.

[VitaminG]

I love your attitude, Mark. I'd hope to be as philosophical about the situation should it happen to me, but I guess you never know until you find yourself there.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

What it is Mark, you are Courageous ......

[lerxstcat]

Mark, you're a strong man and your outlook is admirable. You're in my prayers and I hope that medical science will advance to provide a solution for you.

It might be best if the incident you described leads to a disability retirement of some s=rt for you. I'm sure that would hurt financially but the reduced stress of not having to deal with those kids could be a big benefit for you. Hang in and keep strong!

[åron]

Stay strong, Mark!

[Hellbat]

Times sure have changed. When I was in grade 6 I had a teacher that would choke-slam us into the wall on a semi regular basis. If we said anything to our parents about it, we would be told "you probably deserved it." and you know what... They were probably right.

These days the guy would probably be doing time.

[Racerx2k]

I for one wish it was Dubya rather than Ted Kennedy. That fucking dumbass is responsible for far more unnecessary deaths than Ted. Maybe he could share a tumor with Cheney.

While I absolutely loathe the Kennedys (teddy-boy, in particular), I couldn't agree more, except for one thing: I thought Cheney WAS a tumor!

I never saw the attraction to the Kennedy clan. I always found them to be a bunch of snooty fucks, where laws an rules were for everyone but them. Meanwhile, they, for reasons that elude me, are darlings in the eyes of many people. I just don't get it.

And judging by the size of Uncle Ted's fat head, I'm guessing that huge tumor's been growing at an alarming rate for YEARS!

[necrotechno]

Ask her what?

Oh, because she talks to ghosts! I get it now. I'm a bit slow off the mark this morning aren't I.

Plus, I think it's hilarious that people try to justify their hatred of Ted Kennedy with the Chappaquiddick accident. When their problem with Ted is all the stuff he did after that.

If Mary Jo was still alive today, the same people wouldn't care how she felt about anything. She was the secretary of the man who was supposed to be JFK's running mate in '64 (George Smathers), then Bobby Kennedy's secretary while he was a NY senator. If she weighed in on any subject of public interest today the same people who champion her ghost would be saying, "Ah, that old bat is just another whore whose greatest claim to fame is knowing what a Kennedy cock tastes like."

[lerxstcat]

While I absolutely loathe the Kennedys (teddy-boy, in particular), I couldn't agree more, except for one thing: I thought Cheney WAS a tumor!

I never saw the attraction to the Kennedy clan. I always found them to be a bunch of snooty fucks, where laws an rules were for everyone but them. Meanwhile, they, for reasons that elude me, are darlings in the eyes of many people. I just don't get it.

And judging by the size of Uncle Ted's fat head, I'm guessing that huge tumor's been growing at an alarming rate for YEARS!

Massachusetts is the most liberal state in the Union, and the Kennedys are the Royal Family of Massachusetts. Whether the state is liberal because the Kennedys are, or vice versa, is the question.

[horns666]

What's a chappaquickdick?

[Hellbat]

What's a chappaquickdick?

It's when you get a handjob and her hand moves so fast your dick skin gets chapped.

[Racerx2k]

.....................hey, wait........I think my ex girlfriend gave me that, once!

[horns666]

.....................hey, wait........I think my ex girlfriend gave me that, once!

..That's what I thought!

Let me tell you a TRUE story!!!

Once upon a time I took this much older girl to the drive in movies to fuck her. Well, everything seemed like a green light..her tits were out floppin' about, and my pud was doin' the same. BUT, she didn't want to blow me..nor fuck!. So, I'm trying everything I could to get my rocks off. I'm humping air, her flopping tits, her leg, her ass with her jeans still on (ouch). So now she's jerkin' my gerkin..without, lotions, creams , spit, or nuthin'. To make things even worse, she wasn't even jerkin' it..just holding it. She looked like the statue of liberty with the fuggin' torch. So, this goes on during the entire night. My pud was chapped, burning from her sweaty hands with the kung fu grip. I couldn't take no more..so I mounted her chest and and fucked her fuggin' hand..then Boooooooooooooooooom. My pud goes off like a 12 ball roman candle..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. Now I'm blowin' chum all over the place. Then she's screaming bloody murder because I shot her in the eye. Now I feel bad. She rubbed it in all in her eye and her mascara is smudged. Then her eye starts burning, and she's rubbinbg the shit out of it. So, I took her home and she went to kiss me goodnight with her eye all closed up. I broke out in laughter..I couldn't help it. She got really mad and slammed my door.

Chappaquickdick..

Here's the worst part. Unbeknownst to me, my wife and her worked together years later. My wife talked about me like wives do. When she saw a pic of me. She freaks and says "That's your Bill???!!" ..Then told my wife everything! My wife comes home all pissed off!! I said "WTF are you mad about..you're not the one with the raw dick and didn't even fuck". She wasn't mad anymore..but they didn't talk anymore either..

That's all I have to say about Ted Kennedy.