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LOL! Nice story, Bill. See, we have something in common, afterall: Backseat dickteases! hehe.
At least YOU managed to unleash your load: I had a girl, one time, that gave me a hummer while I was driving her Camaro (Hey, it was the 80s!
). It was meant to be my birthday present. Well, when I got to the end of the, ahem, "ride", at the last minute, she pulled away, and I managed to foul up my own shirt.....from the INSIDE! In the end, I ended up with alot of apologees and a rather messy shirt. Happy Friggin. Birthday to me! 
Not Chappaquickdick. More like an inverted Lewinski!
At least YOU managed to unleash your load: I had a girl, one time, that gave me a hummer while I was driving her Camaro (Hey, it was the 80s!
). It was meant to be my birthday present. Well, when I got to the end of the, ahem, "ride", at the last minute, she pulled away, and I managed to foul up my own shirt.....from the INSIDE! In the end, I ended up with alot of apologees and a rather messy shirt. Happy Friggin. Birthday to me! Not Chappaquickdick. More like an inverted Lewinski!
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