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Originally posted by hippietim
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AMEN to that!! -
"being Native American, it sure was hard for me to develop a British accent""POOP"Comment
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Bring it, bastards! We kicked your asses once, we'll do it again!
We'll just send in Chuck Norris. It'll all be over in 90 minutes, and end with a dramatic slow-motion roundhouse kick to the Queen's forehead, after which Chuck will straighten out your teeth as part of our Nationalized Dental Plan.
I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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Sounds like John Cleese and Monte Python's Flying Circus.
Tone is like Art: Your opinion is valid. Listen, learn, have fun, draw your own conclusions.Comment
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Look out for Newc, he's liable to run down to Walmart and get a Chinese made BB pistol and gun yo' ass down. And if that doesn't work, Joel will kick your ass for him.Originally posted by Newc View PostI want REAL change. I want dead bodies littering the capitol.
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:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:Originally posted by hippietim View PostSay, I smell bacon.Does anyone else smell bacon?
Yeah, I definitely smell a pork product of some type.Comment
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Does this mean we get to use GBP? It will finally be affordable to travel to Europe again!ScottComment
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you got off easy with that oneOriginally posted by javert View PostLOL, that was great. Fortunately, it said nothing about adopting UK prices for US Jacksons
i love this letter. it's so damn funnyYou can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...Comment
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I have to have a permit for my vegetable peeler???Originally posted by VitaminG View Post
Oh, it's ON!
You'll get my vegetable peeler when you pry it from my cold, dead, vegetable-peel-covered hands!!!Occupy JCFComment
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Its all in good humor but I wouldnt take anything from a nation of people who cant figure out how to use a friggin toothbrush.....
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Rather bad teeth than obeseOriginally posted by yard dawg View PostIts all in good humor but I wouldnt take anything from a nation of people who cant figure out how to use a friggin toothbrush.....
I rest my case.Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.Comment
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Damn. Can't argue with the weight of that evidence.
But hey, we're the only country on earth whose poorest people are fat, so there.I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood
The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.
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Oh dear, I think Newc wins the worse pun of the day trophy.Originally posted by Newc View PostFwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.Comment
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Originally posted by shobet View PostRather bad teeth than obese
I rest my case.
You win .. Thats nasty
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