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  • #1

    Milly?!

    Mother got a kitten as an anniversary prezzie on saturday. We already have 2 cats, 6 years old. She calls it Milly. Milly?! WTF? Oh anyway, she was whining and scratching at the door today. So I go into the utility room. I feed her. Cheeky fugger runs out and devours all of two full dishes intended for the 2 cats in the kitchen. I pick her up, put her back in the utility, fugger is in the kitchen in a split second. Either she's gonna grow into a brick shithouse ... or a fuckin pieshop!
    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
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  • #2
    hehehe!

    I have one that yells at me when his food bowl isn't filled to the very top.
    Can be 3/4 full, not good enough.
    Too much work to dig down that deep.
    LOL
    "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
    --floydkramer

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    • #3
      The old adage is true 'Dogs have masters, Cats have staff'.
      Fwopping, you know you want to!

      VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

      There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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      • #4
        Look Wilksy-baby, some blokes know how to handle pussy, you obviously don't.

        Try "taking it's temperature".


        With your finger.


        The state of your fingernails would put it off food before you have even been Marmite mining.

        Are you sure your Mum didn't ask for some "Willy" for her present? Tell her I'll be her sexy-bastard toy-boy for free. We can all be one big happy family, like we live in Norfolk or something.
        So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

        I nearly broke her back

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        • #5
          Stop being a fuckin fanny Rsrimmer. And no, you wouldn't fuck my mum, you'd be asking her to fuck YOU with a strap-on. Take it you bastard!
          Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

          "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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          • #6
            Ooh, you say the nicest things. Get the butter out, I'm on my way to the M1 now.
            So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

            I nearly broke her back

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            • #7
              Spread it on your tyres before you set off. You won't make it anywhere near Nottm. When you crash, the cops will smell the drugs and give you the cavity search you hoped for at customs!
              Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

              "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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              • #8
                Originally posted by shobet View Post
                The old adage is true 'Dogs have masters, Cats have staff'.
                +1. So true, so true.
                I'm angry because you're stupid

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                • #9
                  "A cat looks down upon a man

                  A dog looks up at a man

                  A pig looks at a man in the eye as an equal."

                  Winston Churchill.

                  And Wilksy-baby doesn't look at anyone, once his hood is fully zipped up and he is put back in his box. His eyes do bulge though when he is taking a fat pud up his poo grommet.
                  So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                  I nearly broke her back

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                  • #10
                    Really? When did that happen, twunt?
                    Fuck ebay, fuck paypal

                    "Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).

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                    • #11
                      poo grommet?
                      LOL
                      now there's a new one

                      twunt is pretty good too though...

                      so far, it's just to close to score

                      "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
                      --floydkramer

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                      • #12
                        I just hope they don't post pictures of their sordid tryst.
                        Fwopping, you know you want to!

                        VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                        There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                        • #13
                          So a Twunt is a cross between a twat and the C-Bomb?

                          Nice word. Have to love the English for making English so colorful.

                          Or should I say colourful?
                          I'm angry because you're stupid

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                          • #14
                            I just figured it out! The kitten is named after Wiks' favourite band, Milly Vanilly.
                            Fwopping, you know you want to!

                            VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!

                            There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

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                            • #15
                              I thought he named it after Millie Petrozza from Kreator.

                              But spelled it differently.

                              Milly Vannilly is funnier.
                              I'm angry because you're stupid

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