John Petrucci has truly become a god

[emperor_black]

Also have you tried his pickup? the D-sonic is awesome! Tons of low-end and definition.

[VitaminG]

I dunno.... a real rock god is tall and skinny... with a big cock and guitar slung LOW

maybe it's just me, but I've never really considered the size of a rock god's cock.

But then, I like girls.

[Joe_Steeler]

maybe it's just me, but I've never really considered the size of a rock god's cock.

I don't know Endrik is talking about either. I don't want to know how any of them Rockstars are hung.

Knowing how much he likes Ace and knowing Paul dropped him off KISS because of his short-commings. I say the man is confused beyond this galaxy.

[Endrik]

maybe it's just me, but I've never really considered the size of a rock god's cock.

But then, I like girls.

if you like girls, then you have to treat them with a big cock... you think they are coming to backstage to smoke a joint? noooo!!! they want an eggplant :ROTF:

I don't know Endrik is talking about either. I don't want to know how any of them Rockstars are hung.

Knowing how much he likes Ace and knowing Paul dropped him off KISS because of his short-commings. I say the man is confused beyond this galaxy.

what's your damage boy... yes you do

I don't know where you took that shit but the groupies in West Hollywood said that Ace has a good cock
but then again I understand Paul's point of view... can't beat him... Tommy has some stories about Paul and his humongous pud I'm sure you'll wanna know

[VitaminG]

if you like girls, then you have to treat them with a big cock... you think they are coming to backstage to smoke a joint? noooo!!! they want an eggplant :ROTF:

oh, I already got one of those. But any hotties coming backstage, I'm gonna be concerned about MY cock, not some other guy's.

But you keep thinking about rock god's cocks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

[Endrik]

But you keep thinking about rock god's cocks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

I'm doing a little research.... how much a cock has to do with success and other stuff... umm.. yeah... that's pretty interesting stuff ya know

[emperor_black]

on stage...let your fingers do the talking.
backstage...let your pud do the...

[SEEGERMANY]

Little gals could care less about "da pud." Sure, they'll nibble and dribble, they'll snort and cavort, maybe hump da stump, but the thing they're looking for most is potential $,$$$,$$$

[Axewielder]

All the better to punch that singer in the face with.

[Endrik]

All the better to punch that singer in the face with.

now that's a great idea

[Thrust]

geez.....this thread sure has evolved

[destructin_od]

I dont know if he is a god or not , but i know one thing for sure...



he should fire his image maker.

[SEEGERMANY]

It's probably the same person used by Michael Schenker.

[AlexL]

I dont know if he is a god or not , but i know one thing for sure...



he should fire his image maker.

That's an old photo. He has gotten past that "look". It was pretty short-lived.

- E.

[khabibissell]

oh, I already got one of those. But any hotties coming backstage, I'm gonna be concerned about MY cock, not some other guy's.

But you keep thinking about rock god's cocks. Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

I'm coming in on this late, but