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Twunt, you were more likely banging sonic the hedgehog. And I suggest you retract that comment about my father. He's ex-forces and finds people very easily.
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Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn). -
He'll find me "very easy".
So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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:ROTF:
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:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
Are both of you guys?!?!?!?!
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They're both perverts.Originally posted by shreder13 View Post:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
Are both of you guys?!?!?!?!Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.Comment
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Originally posted by shobet View Post
Fucking hell, listen to the pot calling the kettle black!
Shreder13, well, I'm a guy, and Wilksy-baby sort of dwells in the twilight, neither fish nor fowl. He's actually just a big ball of pure ANGER. (Though thankfully not St Anger)
And he still hasn't answered my question about when he got that RR24.......So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Bloody hell! The fucking SEARCH FUNCTION works!
Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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none of the photobucket links are working anymore.
how about pic or two sir?"Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
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Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).Comment
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Wow.
That's pretty bad-assed.
Nice choice in straps too!"Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
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Oh, Wilks knows his way around strap-on's erm .. straps. Rs must be happy about it too. :ROTF:Originally posted by nhspike View PostComment
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That's a strap?, I thought it was tape that he'd put on his door to stop his parents walking in "mid act"Comment
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As an Englishman who is feeling a bit left behind by this whole NWOBJCF (New Wave of British JCF'ers) movement, I should just like to say one thing -
Soapy Tit Wank.
Thankyou.
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Don't get any soap down the old winking Walter as it stings like fuckery.Originally posted by Snoogans View PostFwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
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Not as much as toothpaste though.
Now, talking of strap-ons, I saw the most amazing thing on Saturday night which I must share with you all. Seeing as Wilksy-baby is in the middle of rag-week or something and has gone all mardy, I ventured out alone to visit my friendly-neighbourhood fetish club (Ceasars). Well, after the odd rubbery encounter, I settled down to watch a woman going to work on some bloke's chocolate starfish.
Well, I know Wilksy-baby can absorb some stuff, he's as accomodating as a Scouse shoplifter's shell-suit, but this bloke made him look positively tight.
There were some of the hugest strap-ons and dildos disappearing up there, not to mention the woman's arm right up to the elbow. You know the joke about the girl asking for the tartan dildo and being told it was a thermos flask? These tools were bigger than a flask. My eyes watered just watching.
She had these humongous prosthetic cocks on poles, a 24v cordless hammer drill, and they were slipping up the dirtbox as easy as you like.
Now all this was pretty disturbing, but the piece-de-resistance was when she "made" him sit on a skittle from a 10 pin bowling alley. It went up to the shoulder of the pin, easily. She then stood on his thighs and bounced up and down on his shoulders to impale him some more.
Soooooo, Wilksy-baby, we have some more training to do. Steeeeeerr-ikkkke!!!!So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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