Twunt, you were more likely banging sonic the hedgehog. And I suggest you retract that comment about my father. He's ex-forces and finds people very easily.
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Originally posted by shobet View PostThey're both perverts.
Fucking hell, listen to the pot calling the kettle black!
Shreder13, well, I'm a guy, and Wilksy-baby sort of dwells in the twilight, neither fish nor fowl. He's actually just a big ball of pure ANGER. (Though thankfully not St Anger)
And he still hasn't answered my question about when he got that RR24.......So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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Bloody hell! The fucking SEARCH FUNCTION works!Fuck ebay, fuck paypal
"Finger on the trigger, back against the wall. Counting rounds and voices, not enough to kill them all" (Ihsahn).
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Originally posted by Snoogans View PostAs an Englishman who is feeling a bit left behind by this whole NWOBJCF (New Wave of British JCF'ers) movement, I should just like to say one thing -
Soapy Tit Wank.
Thankyou.Fwopping, you know you want to!
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Not as much as toothpaste though.
Now, talking of strap-ons, I saw the most amazing thing on Saturday night which I must share with you all. Seeing as Wilksy-baby is in the middle of rag-week or something and has gone all mardy, I ventured out alone to visit my friendly-neighbourhood fetish club (Ceasars). Well, after the odd rubbery encounter, I settled down to watch a woman going to work on some bloke's chocolate starfish.
Well, I know Wilksy-baby can absorb some stuff, he's as accomodating as a Scouse shoplifter's shell-suit, but this bloke made him look positively tight.
There were some of the hugest strap-ons and dildos disappearing up there, not to mention the woman's arm right up to the elbow. You know the joke about the girl asking for the tartan dildo and being told it was a thermos flask? These tools were bigger than a flask. My eyes watered just watching.
She had these humongous prosthetic cocks on poles, a 24v cordless hammer drill, and they were slipping up the dirtbox as easy as you like.
Now all this was pretty disturbing, but the piece-de-resistance was when she "made" him sit on a skittle from a 10 pin bowling alley. It went up to the shoulder of the pin, easily. She then stood on his thighs and bounced up and down on his shoulders to impale him some more.
Soooooo, Wilksy-baby, we have some more training to do. Steeeeeerr-ikkkke!!!!So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
I nearly broke her back
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