Wilksy-baby is OUR Champion!

[nhspike]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[shobet]

Now all this was pretty disturbing, but the piece-de-resistance was when she "made" him sit on a skittle from a 10 pin bowling alley. It went up to the shoulder of the pin, easily. She then stood on his thighs and bounced up and down on his shoulders to impale him some more.

I take it she knew the guy quite well then as that sound like it's pushing it a bit. Last thing you want is corpse spoiling your ardour.

[SEEGERMANY]

Hey spike, it's imperitive that we secure our borders!

[Snoogans]

Although on second thoughts, probably not...

[Rsmacker]

I take it she knew the guy quite well then as that sound like it's pushing it a bit. Last thing you want is corpse spoiling your ardour.

Well, it wasn't his partner, that's for sure, she was standing back covering her eyes. He's a bit of a superstar in a couple of clubs I attend, there's always someone shoving some huge stuff up his arse.

It gives me a lump in my throat just watching.

Come on Wilksy-baby, YOU are our superstar, I'll organise a contest!

[nhspike]

Hey spike, it's imperitive that we secure our borders!

[wilkinsi]

Now you can ALL fuck off. You're a bunch of boner biting uncle fuckers and shitface cockmaster POOFS.

[shobet]

Now you can ALL fuck off. You're a bunch of boner biting uncle fuckers and shitface cockmaster POOFS.

You'll need to wash your mouth out with soap young man. I imagine Mr. Smacker has something he can deposit to remove the taste.

[wilkinsi]

You've gotta find me first

[shobet]

You've gotta find me first

That wont be hard, you'll be on the end of Rsmacker!

[wilkinsi]

Not possible. He's stuck up yours, along with Ronny Corbett.

[thunderhead]

Ohh dear!

Wilksy is getting spit roasted again

[wilkinsi]

Who rattled your cage Dunderhead?

[Rsmacker]

See, this is what we want, the Mr Angry Wilksy-baby, the one who wriggles and squirms. However, young man, we have never bitten any boners (to my knowledge, at least), so you must be punished for your outburst.

I'm listening to "Killing Machine" right now, smearing Veet round my nuts, and preparing to ride up to Notts to discipline you, you feckless young tyke.

Hmmm, "Delivering the goods" indeed.

You'll have to tell your parents that we're "setting up some guitars" again, and not to mind the whimpering and banging coming from your room, although the cup of tea your Mum brought in half-way through our last love-in was most refreshing. I did nearly laugh when she said "Chocolate Hob-knob?" though, bless her.
It was the way I was standing, of course, but I couldn't tell her that.
Mind you, why did she say "Marmite fingers?" There weren't any on that tea tray.
Is that her pet name for you?

[nhspike]

It's amazing.
I read the words and have no idea what's being said.
LOL
I know it can't be good though...