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  • #46
    Intelligent life out there? - More likely than not.
    Do they give a rat's ass about us? - Probably no. What have we got that would be of any use to them?
    I used to suscribe to the whole Von Daniken "Ancient Astronaut" thing, But one day I got to thinking - "If these guys could travel between stars, why the fuck would they need a bunch of hairy-arsed savages drawing patterns on the ground to show them where to park?"

    And what's with the whole Anal Probe thing?

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    • #47
      Intelligent life out there, probably so. Have they been here? Maybe, but probably not.

      Did they build the pyramids? No. Did they make drawings in Peru? No. Did they build Stonehenge? No. Just because modern technology can do these things doesn't mean ancient technology couldn't.
      Scott

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      • #48
        Intelligent life out there ? I hope so ! Have they been here ? No !

        They find Earth - recognize humans as intelligent beings (well, kind of ...) - and the only thing, they think about, is helping them lifting stone blocks ?

        And there's something in Snoogans' parking-lot argument !
        uva uvam vivendo varia fit

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        • #49
          there are aliens on the earth... it's a FACT! I Know, because I am one
          "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

          "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Snoogans View Post
            Intelligent life out there? - More likely than not.
            Do they give a rat's ass about us? - Probably no. What have we got that would be of any use to them?
            I used to suscribe to the whole Von Daniken "Ancient Astronaut" thing, But one day I got to thinking - "If these guys could travel between stars, why the fuck would they need a bunch of hairy-arsed savages drawing patterns on the ground to show them where to park?"

            And what's with the whole Anal Probe thing?
            Yep, and it's a bit strange they can cross the great divides of space only for their super-duper spaceship to fuck up and need urgent repair in the woods somewhere in the middle of BFE, whereupon, whilst carrying out said repairs, they get "surprised" by a sister-fucking redneck, causing them to pile back in their shiny craft and zoom off again. What the fuck is all that about?
            I believe OH Kr1L's tale, it's that far-fetched to be true.

            Oh, and Snoogans, anal probing - because we are worth it!
            So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

            I nearly broke her back

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
              Oh, and Snoogans, anal probing - because we are worth it!
              "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
              --floydkramer

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Snoogans View Post
                "If these guys could travel between stars, why the fuck would they need a bunch of hairy-arsed savages drawing patterns on the ground to show them where to park?"
                Haha, so true! Even frickin NASA has the whole "landing without a runway" thing down pat, and look how crappy their ships are!! Hell, that Space Shuttle can't even make it to the moon (it's true). :ROTF::ROTF:
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Axewielder View Post
                  Hell, that Space Shuttle can't even make it to the moon (it's true). :ROTF::ROTF:
                  Nor could their rockets!!!








                  (Yeah, that ought to start another heated argument about hoaxed Moon landings. Sweet!)
                  So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

                  I nearly broke her back

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                  • #54
                    I thought we were a reality TV show.

                    Hilarious- earth turns out to be an inter-galactic reality TV show! This clip was taken from the South Park episode 'Cancelled'
                    Last edited by Bengal; 06-09-2008, 02:33 PM.
                    I'm angry because you're stupid

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                      Yeah, that ought to start another heated argument about hoaxed Moon landings. Sweet!
                      ... and I only wanted to share a few pics ...
                      uva uvam vivendo varia fit

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                      • #56
                        Aliens stole that Jackson from UPS that I ordered a few years ago :@

                        Theres NO OTHER EXPLANATION of how it disappeared!

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