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  • #16
    Holy Shit..my stories are LAME compared to these!!!

    I did get ringworm from some slut with a wooden leg..but I wasn't drunk..just extremely retarded!:dunno:

    But I'm glad I did it!!!
    Last edited by horns666; 06-22-2008, 02:50 PM.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #17
      Chances are, if I was drunk, I don't have memories of it.
      I'm not Ron!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Racerx2k View Post
        Chances are, if I was drunk, I don't have memories of it.
        HAHAHAHA!
        "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
        --floydkramer

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Racerx2k View Post
          Chances are, if I was drunk, I don't have memories of it.
          something to that effect. yes
          You can't play no muthfuggin' arpeggios on a tuba...

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          • #20
            I have no memory of this past a certian point..but this is what I understand to be my 21st b-day LOL, some of you may remember this from an old thread.

            My first (legally bought) beer!! Whoo hooo!!!


            Hey, a few shots..hell yeah, I'm legal to be here..bring em on!!


            a FEW hours later.."turn out the lights..the party's over"....

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            • #21
              Originally posted by toejam View Post
              Then right after the ball finally dropped, I ran to the kitchen to throw up in the sink
              Sorry, but this statement cracks me up.
              "POOP"

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              • #22
                @ Jeri..that's classic!!!
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #23
                  When we were kids, like 14 maybe... My buddy Ray and I got bombed on Lowenbraugh beer. Like BAD... Ray goes home... Wakes up in the middle of the night and runs to the bathroom to puke and proceeds to projectile vomit all over ummm, his father, who was taking a dump in the middle of the night... Although covered with barf, his dad moved enough to let Ray puke, and Ray said he puked even harder because of the dumpage factor and the proximity to his father's tool, as well being naked and covered in puke.

                  He said his dad remarked it smelled like Lowenbraugh! I dont believe him, but that was funny.

                  I was home across the street, it was hot and the windows were open. I heard his father screaming at him, Ray ran out on the porch and his dad was wet with puke, in boxers and whipping Ray's ass with a belt, woke everyone up on the street....

                  Pretty funny stuff really...

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                    When we were kids, like 14 maybe... My buddy Ray and I got bombed on Lowenbraugh beer. Like BAD... Ray goes home... Wakes up in the middle of the night and runs to the bathroom to puke and proceeds to projectile vomit all over ummm, his father, who was taking a dump in the middle of the night... Although covered with barf, his dad moved enough to let Ray puke, and Ray said he puked even harder because of the dumpage factor and the proximity to his father's tool, as well being naked and covered in puke.

                    He said his dad remarked it smelled like Lowenbraugh! I dont believe him, but that was funny.

                    I was home across the street, it was hot and the windows were open. I heard his father screaming at him, Ray ran out on the porch and his dad was wet with puke, in boxers and whipping Ray's ass with a belt, woke everyone up on the street....

                    Pretty funny stuff really...
                    That's classic!!:ROTF:

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                    • #25
                      My friend Sam had a dad that was a cop (actually he still is). When he was like 15 or sixteen we dumped him of on his porch totally lit. We asked him if he was cool and he assured he was. We aimed at the door and said goodnight. He ended up hurling all over the house and his dad ended up doing the cleaning. The next day his dad cornered me in the mall and told me if I brought Sam home drunk again he would kill me. That is the only time that I have had my life threatened and was worried about it.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by toejam View Post
                        Then right after the ball finally dropped, I ran to the kitchen to throw up in the sink
                        Originally posted by SEEGERMANY View Post
                        Sorry, but this statement cracks me up.
                        :ROTF: Exactly which ball dropped?
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Cleveland Metal View Post
                          When we were kids, like 14 maybe... My buddy Ray and I got bombed on Lowenbraugh beer. Like BAD... Ray goes home... Wakes up in the middle of the night and runs to the bathroom to puke and proceeds to projectile vomit all over ummm, his father, who was taking a dump in the middle of the night... Although covered with barf, his dad moved enough to let Ray puke, and Ray said he puked even harder because of the dumpage factor and the proximity to his father's tool, as well being naked and covered in puke.

                          He said his dad remarked it smelled like Lowenbraugh! I dont believe him, but that was funny.

                          I was home across the street, it was hot and the windows were open. I heard his father screaming at him, Ray ran out on the porch and his dad was wet with puke, in boxers and whipping Ray's ass with a belt, woke everyone up on the street....

                          Pretty funny stuff really...
                          That's funny as hell! :ROTF:
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                            Have you ever woken up, bruised and tender, in a room that smells like a Rugby team's kit locker, trousers round your ankles, arse in the air, congealed blood and another strange dried substance encrusting your chocolate starfish, and 15 mens' telephone numbers written on bits of beermat shoved in your pockets, along with invites to parties next week?




                            No, nor me, but when Wilksy-baby comes along, ask him about it.
                            "The BLUES is the tonic for what ails ya."

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                            • #29
                              I met John just a couple years after that...Yep, that was John!!

                              But we were always bonded by bud..and guitars.
                              Last edited by horns666; 06-23-2008, 01:05 PM. Reason: TYPOS..FUGGUMS
                              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                              • #30
                                I'm sure some of you have done something similar but this might be the only "kinda" funny drunk memory of me..

                                When I was 20 years old or so (that is 2-3 years ago) I used to drink 1-2 beers before gigs and 1-2 during the gig (I can't really drink much more than that )

                                One gig day I was really fast and I remember I had a couple beers before the gig and after we started playing I had drunk 3 beers by the time we finished only 4-5 songs which is really fast for me And that night while playing I was thinking:

                                -Dude, I'm playing amazing, I'm such a good guitar player bla bla (meanwhile headbanging)

                                When it was over I realised I was really drunk and then a couple friends came by and said "bro you kinda sucked tonight"

                                So I try not to drink during gigs now
                                Check my bands!
                                www.myspace.com/magicktr
                                www.myspace.com/sinif64
                                www.myspace.com/dementiatr

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