Share your awesome (drunk) memories.

[StukaJU87]

Yes it is, and eventhough in retrospect I find it quite pathetic of myself, it's a story nontheless!

Well hey, ya live and ya learn, right? That's cool.

[SEEGERMANY]

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[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

no one has fessed up on bringing home the Big girl?

[Soap]

no one has fessed up on bringing home the Big girl?

[hippietim]

no one has fessed up on bringing home the Big girl?

Umm...the title is share your "awesome" memories.

[SEEGERMANY]

Umm...the title is share your "awesome" memories.

The word "awesome" is exactly why I deleted my post.

[Joe_Steeler]

no one has fessed up on bringing home the Big girl?

One of my buddies did confess to such an act while visiting the UK.
He told me he was horny, drunk and the allure of porking a chick from across the pond got the best of him. He met the subject at a pub, go figure and took her to her pad. More of a barn, but whatever.
When asked how it was he told me that the parmesan cheese smell he expected wasn't there and she was a good blower.
But when it came time to close the deal it felt like fucking a buffalo, he stared into the distance and took a deep gulp of his beer. We've never talked about "the event" it again.

[ABSOLUT CHARVEL]

One of my buddies did confess to such an act while visiting the UK.
He told me he was horny, drunk and the allure of porking a chick from across the pond got the best of him. He met the subject at a pub, go figure and took her to her pad. More of a barn, but whatever.
When asked how it was he told me that the parmesan cheese smell he expected wasn't there and she was a good blower.
But when it came time to close the deal it felt like fucking a buffalo, he stared into the distance and took a deep gulp of his beer. We've never talked about "the event" it again.

I was in Midland/Odessa Texas for a few months in the early 80's. It was not a proud moment much like the story above. Texas was like another country to me. But it was another night there with a chick with 3 toes that still haunts me ....

[SEEGERMANY]

But it was another night there with a chick with 3 toes that still haunts me ....

Does three toes trump one leg?

[jacksoncsplayer]

[guitarsjb]

ok, one night I was out with the gals I was 18,...did some acid, and started in on few beers and some Yukon Jack (another drink I'll NEVER touch). A few hours later (somewhere around 1:00 am) we are at my friends apartment, and I'm drunk. Getting ready to puke drunk. It's winter, so I decide I should go out for some fresh air. Well, I go outside, get "refreshed"..and go back inside. Problem is..it's an apartment complex, all the damn doors look the same. I go back to the door I THOUGHT I came out of. It's locked, I'm pissed, so I start beating on the door. Well, wasn't her apartment. Luckily it was someone who knew me (retired cop 60+ years old, answered the door with his gun, surprised I didn't get shot!). I walked past him, tossed my coat on his T.V., fell on his couch and passed out! He was NOT amused. He knows my friends and suspects that's where I came from. Goes over there raising holy hell about how they better come get me off his damn couch. So, they come get me, and carry me back to her apartment, I was out cold. When I woke up the next day..they told me what happened. I didn't really believe them. So I went to work that night (was a bartender at our local bar), and he's sitting in the bar. He's already told everyone the whole story of course. He sees me and YELLS across the bar, the next time you bring your drunk ass home at 1 in the morning I will shoot you!! Which of course led to a lot of laughter from the rest of the crowd.

[CharvelRocker]

I'm sure some of you have done something similar but this might be the only "kinda" funny drunk memory of me..

When I was 20 years old or so (that is 2-3 years ago) I used to drink 1-2 beers before gigs and 1-2 during the gig (I can't really drink much more than that )

One gig day I was really fast and I remember I had a couple beers before the gig and after we started playing I had drunk 3 beers by the time we finished only 4-5 songs which is really fast for me And that night while playing I was thinking:

-Dude, I'm playing amazing, I'm such a good guitar player bla bla (meanwhile headbanging)

When it was over I realised I was really drunk and then a couple friends came by and said "bro you kinda sucked tonight"

So I try not to drink during gigs now

Insight into the mind of EVH perhaps?

[jdr94]

All im saying is... fat northener girls

+1 ....ok maybe it was more like 2 or 10 but whos counting:ROTF:

[Superfly]

no one has fessed up on bringing home the Big girl?

Yeah, I married her...

[atomic charvel guy]

there's not enough time in a month to properly deliver the stories-lol