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  • #16
    Don't be writing notes on the palm of your hand, Bengal, else you will be going to the Dr's and being embarrassed when he tells you why you have a blue dick shaft!!!


    Happy belated Birthday old Spike, eeeeh, remember when this Interwebs thing was all trees and fields, and it never rained during the holidays?
    I wonder how many times you have to go for a piss in the middle of the night? It's almost like when you were younger, but a few years back you would have been staggering to the bog at 3am to empty your bladder at a party, not in your own silent house, long turned in for the night.

    Ah well, a few years to go for me to catch up with you old farts yet, you carry on discussing the good old days.
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
      Happy belated Birthday old Spike, eeeeh, remember when this Interwebs thing was all trees and fields, and it never rained during the holidays?
      LOLOLOL!
      "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
      --floydkramer

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      • #18
        Hey, Happy belated B day Spike..

        44 huh??

        Gettin' senile ehh??

        Welcome to my world!!!

        I blame the THC!

        Actually, I can't wait 'till I get old enough where I could give little kids the finger and laugh..while popping wheelies in my jazzy!
        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by horns666 View Post
          Hey, Happy belated B day Spike..

          44 huh??

          Gettin' senile ehh??

          Welcome to my world!!!

          I blame the THC!

          Actually, I can't wait 'till I get old enough where I could give little kids the finger and laugh..while popping wheelies in my jazzy!
          hehehehe!


          thanks bro

          "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
          --floydkramer

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          • #20
            I'm past you by a year and 3 months.
            My biggest problem is I keep forgetting to even buy reading glasses!

            Self denial stinks!

            I still smile when I think of your Model 88, a grand present for a grand guy...
            HBD, Spike!

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Cygnus X1 View Post
              I'm past you by a year and 3 months.
              My biggest problem is I keep forgetting to even buy reading glasses!

              Self denial stinks!

              I still smile when I think of your Model 88, a grand present for a grand guy...
              HBD, Spike!

              LOL!

              Thanks man!!!
              "Wow,... that was some of the hardest rockin ever. Hardest to listen too."
              --floydkramer

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                Don't be writing notes on the palm of your hand, Bengal, else you will be going to the Dr's and being embarrassed when he tells you why you have a blue dick shaft!!!
                Hadn't thought of that. OK, I'll get a notepad with a string tied around it so I can wear it like a necklace.
                I'm angry because you're stupid

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                • #23
                  You know you're getting old when you can have a lengthy conversation about taking a dump (or not!).
                  You sir, can go you fuck yourself and don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.
                  You're such a pretencious, phony, boring, transparent, self righteous worthless fuck..You are amusing as a genital wart!
                  --horns666 - 12/08/08

                  Hey, if those are fake tits..is fake titty fuggin' cheatin'? I say no!
                  --horns666 - 12/29/08
                  I think your dad jacked off in a flower pot and you were born a blooming idiot.
                  --LouSiffer - 06/25/09

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                  • #24
                    Hey life is what you make it I'm 55 and don't feel old at all.
                    Really? well screw Mark Twain.

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                    • #25
                      Us older folks can laugh about misplaced glasses, irregular dumps, and various minor aches and pains. Don't mean to put a damper on things, but I just had a phone call telling me that one of my old friends passed away yesterday at the age of 55. I just had lunch with him about a month ago and I had no clue that he an aggressive form of cancer. At 50, it sure makes me think about things in a different light.
                      "POOP"

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                      • #26
                        Hey is this the old fart thread?..I'm in, I hate to tell ya straycat but the change comes sudden. at least for me it did, right around 55. Beginning of the month all was normal, 30 days later things were a little differant .

                        Who's the oldest member on the board? (the youngsters will get a kick out of this I'm sure)
                        I'll start things off.......born 11/16/1947...be 61 this year!!!! scary!!!!
                        I think the music helps keep us young..I don't think I look too bad for 60. What do ya think?........please be gentle


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                        • #27
                          Belated HBD, Spike! 44, ya young whippersnapper, that's nothing! And I've had those memory lapses since I was 25, it's not age, just brain damage!
                          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                          • #28
                            Oh, I guess I'm one of the younger old farts at 50 years old - but I look older than Outlander so I don't know if that's good for you, or bad for me? I'm just glad to be here at this point!
                            Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                            • #29
                              How about having to go back to the bathroom and checkin' if your toothbrush is damp, 'cos you can't remember whether you cleaned your teeth already this morning? - That's one of mine.
                              Oh yeah - and falling asleep during the F1/MotoGP, no matter what time of day it's on, even though I've really been looking forward to seeing it....

                              BTW Outlander, you're lookin' damn good for yer age - gives a young whippersnapper of 44 hope!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by nhspike View Post
                                Go upstairs, then back down stairs, wondering why the heck you just went upstairs.
                                Then, remember the reason you just went up stairs was to fetch your reading glasses, but you forgot once you got up there.

                                (Need reading glasses so I can see what I'm about to solder.)

                                Just turned 44 a week ago.

                                Can't wait for 64 or 74 (isn't that how old Mick is now?)

                                :ROTF:
                                Well I'm 23 years old and stuff like that happens to me too. I think sometimes there are thoughts keeping your mind busy in the "background" so you can forget what you really are doing at times
                                Check my bands!
                                www.myspace.com/magicktr
                                www.myspace.com/sinif64
                                www.myspace.com/dementiatr

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