I could friggin kill my buds for this joke!

[toejam]

Aaaaaaah... This is Brazilian porn. Brings back some college memories

:ROTF: It's worse than German porn.

[Razor]

:ROTF: It's worse than German porn.

That's pretty damn bad.

[Endrik]

sorry, NOTHING beats Polish porn... I've seen 'em all

[horns666]

I actually jerked off to it..very nice!

[Spivonious]

I actually jerked off to it..very nice!

[shobet]

Bill's back and covered in chocolate milkshake!

[toejam]

Bill's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[Norton]

Bill's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Damn right, it's better than yours

[horns666]

Well godammit . The internet made me into an Uber Perv. I remember the days when I used to jerk to anything..Sears , JC Penny girls underwear section..then onto Playboy..lame..Penthouse..still lame..Hustler..that was better. But that all came (pun) to a crashing halt with the internet..so much on the menu..right at my fingertips..wowee.

On any given night I could be pullin' pork to an 80 year old gummin' Ron Jeremy..Or Peter North baptizing some stupid nymph in goo..and I cheer when he get's him in the eye. Then that gets lame and now I'm beatin' the bishop to ..well, ANYTHING..but the gay stuff..and I mean anything..of course no pedophile stuff. That is just pure sick, wrong, immoral in any walk of like..'cecpt for the bible..that was peachy back in those days, buts that a whole other story.

Then the Uber-perv breakthrough happened. I was jerkin' to some site called umm..oh yeah..gag on my cock. That gig is exactly what the site means..gag on my cock. Girls that swallow the sword until they spew. Once I saw THAT and how happy everyone was ..I was hooked. Not that I'm allowed to indulge with this at home. My wife wouldn't appreciate that..and thinks I'm sick that I actually do. Don't any of you point fingers..those sites get billions of hits a day..so I'm not the only one enjoyng vomitting Blow J's...

Now the "scatting" (?)..most of this whole "poop" worshipping fetish thing is for shock value. These stupid girls are going for their 15 minutes of fame..dad must be proud. Coud you imagine the guys at work in the break room talking about 2 girls 1 cup, four girls finger painting and maybe even 2 guys and 1 horse..and this could be your kid. Having your kid being caught on a Girls gone wild tape is bad enough..could you imagine this. But who am I ..I'm jerkin' it to girls that gag on cocks..so where does the boundries of taboo stop..I dunno. But I will reserach this further and get back with you!!

[savage]

Well godammit . The internet made me into an Uber Perv. I remember the days when I used to jerk to anything..Sears , JC Penny girls underwear section..then onto Playboy..lame..Penthouse..still lame..Hustler..that was better. But that all came (pun) to a crashing halt with the internet..so much on the menu..right at my fingertips..wowee.

On any given night I could be pullin' pork to an 80 year old gummin' Ron Jeremy..Or Peter North baptizing some stupid nymph in goo..and I cheer when he get's him in the eye. Then that gets lame and now I'm beatin' the bishop to ..well, ANYTHING..but the gay stuff..and I mean anything..of course no pedophile stuff. That is just pure sick, wrong, immoral in any walk of like..'cecpt for the bible..that was peachy back in those days, buts that a whole other story.

Then the Uber-perv breakthrough happened. I was jerkin' to some site called umm..oh yeah..gag on my cock. That gig is exactly what the site means..gag on my cock. Girls that swallow the sword until they spew. Once I saw THAT and how happy everyone was ..I was hooked. Not that I'm allowed to indulge with this at home. My wife wouldn't appreciate that..and thinks I'm sick that I actually do. Don't any of you point fingers..those sites get billions of hits a day..so I'm not the only one enjoyng vomitting Blow J's...

Now the "scatting" (?)..most of this whole "poop" worshipping fetish thing is for shock value. These stupid girls are going for their 15 minutes of fame..dad must be proud. Coud you imagine the guys at work in the break room talking about 2 girls 1 cup, four girls finger painting and maybe even 2 guys and 1 horse..and this could be your kid. Having your kid being caught on a Girls gone wild tape is bad enough..could you imagine this. But who am I ..I'm jerkin' it to girls that gag on cocks..so where does the boundries of taboo stop..I dunno. But I will reserach this further and get back with you!!

someone call this man a priest!

[horns666]

someone call this man a priest!

May the power of Christ expel me!!!

[savage]

May the power of Christ expel me!!!

[horns666]

I am posessed by George Carlin's ghost.

I accept this..I am honored and hope to do him justice!

[necrotechno]

someone call this man a priest!

Bill, you're a priest!

[necrotechno]

Best thing you can do as a parent is to use a good filtering software like NetNanny, CyberPatrol etc. It gives you a great amount of control of what your kids can see and do online.

Best thing you can do as a parent is keep your kids OFF the fucking computer! Even if they don't get into the porn, or the violent patches for their video games, or being stalked by old men on MySpace, or hacking into the Pentagon, or pirating movies and music, or plagiarizing term papers, or threatening other kids, or... shit, this list could go on forever... at the very least the technology becomes a crutch. Why go to the library and read something when Wikipedia has all the answers. Wonder why the cashiers at McDonald's can't make change for a dollar without the computer telling them how much? Well, there you go.