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Originally posted by GryphonGuitar
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Aaaaaaah... This is Brazilian porn. Brings back some college memories 
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:ROTF: It's worse than German porn.I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling. -
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sorry, NOTHING beats Polish porn... I've seen 'em all"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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I actually jerked off to it..very nice!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Bill's back and covered in chocolate milkshake!Fwopping, you know you want to!
VI VI VI: the editor of the Beast!
There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.Comment
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Bill's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Damn right, it's better than yoursOriginally posted by toejam View Post
I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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Well godammit . The internet made me into an Uber Perv. I remember the days when I used to jerk to anything..Sears , JC Penny girls underwear section..then onto Playboy..lame..Penthouse..still lame..Hustler..that was better. But that all came (pun) to a crashing halt with the internet..so much on the menu..right at my fingertips..wowee.
On any given night I could be pullin' pork to an 80 year old gummin' Ron Jeremy..Or Peter North baptizing some stupid nymph in goo..and I cheer when he get's him in the eye. Then that gets lame and now I'm beatin' the bishop to ..well, ANYTHING..but the gay stuff..and I mean anything..of course no pedophile stuff.
That is just pure sick, wrong, immoral in any walk of like..'cecpt for the bible..that was peachy back in those days, buts that a whole other story. 
Then the Uber-perv breakthrough happened. I was jerkin' to some site called umm..oh yeah..gag on my cock. That gig is exactly what the site means..gag on my cock. Girls that swallow the sword until they spew. Once I saw THAT and how happy everyone was ..I was hooked. Not that I'm allowed to indulge with this at home. My wife wouldn't appreciate that..and thinks I'm sick that I actually do. Don't any of you point fingers..those sites get billions of hits a day..so I'm not the only one enjoyng vomitting Blow J's...
Now the "scatting" (?)..most of this whole "poop" worshipping fetish thing is for shock value. These stupid girls are going for their 15 minutes of fame..dad must be proud. Coud you imagine the guys at work in the break room talking about 2 girls 1 cup, four girls finger painting and maybe even 2 guys and 1 horse..and this could be your kid. Having your kid being caught on a Girls gone wild tape is bad enough..could you imagine this. But who am I ..I'm jerkin' it to girls that gag on cocks..so where does the boundries of taboo stop..I dunno. But I will reserach this further and get back with you!!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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someone call this man a priest!Originally posted by horns666 View PostWell godammit . The internet made me into an Uber Perv. I remember the days when I used to jerk to anything..Sears , JC Penny girls underwear section..then onto Playboy..lame..Penthouse..still lame..Hustler..that was better. But that all came (pun) to a crashing halt with the internet..so much on the menu..right at my fingertips..wowee.
On any given night I could be pullin' pork to an 80 year old gummin' Ron Jeremy..Or Peter North baptizing some stupid nymph in goo..and I cheer when he get's him in the eye. Then that gets lame and now I'm beatin' the bishop to ..well, ANYTHING..but the gay stuff..and I mean anything..of course no pedophile stuff. That is just pure sick, wrong, immoral in any walk of like..'cecpt for the bible..that was peachy back in those days, buts that a whole other story.
Then the Uber-perv breakthrough happened. I was jerkin' to some site called umm..oh yeah..gag on my cock. That gig is exactly what the site means..gag on my cock. Girls that swallow the sword until they spew. Once I saw THAT and how happy everyone was ..I was hooked. Not that I'm allowed to indulge with this at home. My wife wouldn't appreciate that..and thinks I'm sick that I actually do. Don't any of you point fingers..those sites get billions of hits a day..so I'm not the only one enjoyng vomitting Blow J's...
Now the "scatting" (?)..most of this whole "poop" worshipping fetish thing is for shock value. These stupid girls are going for their 15 minutes of fame..dad must be proud. Coud you imagine the guys at work in the break room talking about 2 girls 1 cup, four girls finger painting and maybe even 2 guys and 1 horse..and this could be your kid. Having your kid being caught on a Girls gone wild tape is bad enough..could you imagine this. But who am I ..I'm jerkin' it to girls that gag on cocks..so where does the boundries of taboo stop..I dunno. But I will reserach this further and get back with you!!
If it's not a CHARVEL then i dont want to play it,look at it or even fuckin THINK about it!Comment
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May the power of Christ expel me!!!Originally posted by savage View Postsomeone call this man a priest! 
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Originally posted by horns666 View PostMay the power of Christ expel me!!!
If it's not a CHARVEL then i dont want to play it,look at it or even fuckin THINK about it!Comment
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I am posessed by George Carlin's ghost.
I accept this..I am honored and hope to do him justice!
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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Bill, you're a priest!Originally posted by savage View Postsomeone call this man a priest!please don't put it into words, 'cause I fear what you're thinkingComment
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Best thing you can do as a parent is keep your kids OFF the fucking computer! Even if they don't get into the porn, or the violent patches for their video games, or being stalked by old men on MySpace, or hacking into the Pentagon, or pirating movies and music, or plagiarizing term papers, or threatening other kids, or... shit, this list could go on forever... at the very least the technology becomes a crutch. Why go to the library and read something when Wikipedia has all the answers. Wonder why the cashiers at McDonald's can't make change for a dollar without the computer telling them how much? Well, there you go.Originally posted by joelayres View Postplease don't put it into words, 'cause I fear what you're thinkingComment
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