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  • #61
    Really? Well, thanks for that, you learn something new every day. Being forced to drink your own piss is no fun though is it?
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #62
      I thought all this bullshit was going to go in the Platinum Lounge?

      Only this place could go 4 pages about a chick eating shit. Fuckin' disgusting, you bastards! HA!

      And anyone who likes that shit is fuckin' depraived or had their mom do a serious number on them when they were being potty trained. (HA! Take that fuckers)

      Yep, I'm a fuckin' prude and damn proud of it.
      I'm angry because you're stupid

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
        Really? Well, thanks for that, you learn something new every day. Being forced to drink your own piss is no fun though is it?
        I've never tasted it, so I wouldn't know. Though, I've heard of people drinking their own pee as part of "urine therapy". http://skepdic.com/urine.html
        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by toejam View Post
          Wrong. Your own urine is sterile to your own body, not anybody else's.
          Double wrong

          Sterile urine is just that...sterile. When it leaves the bladder it is 100% sterile unless you have a condition (kidney etc) that would taint the blood. THEN when it first starts coming out of your urethra it is then rendered not sterile as well because of assorted bacterias and such in the urethra.

          About mid flow, it has now cleaned the urethra and is ok. It is sterile to you or to anyone else. When i was studying to be an Eagle scout many many moons ago, it was taught to me that in an extreme case when there is NOTHING else to clean it with you can urinate on a wound on yourself or someone else to clean the wound.

          Most millitary are taught this as well but only from what i have read and been told from other ex-military but i cannot confirm as i have never been in the Armed Services...
          Look Up...Get Up...And Never EVER Give Up...

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          • #65
            That's interesting. I remember reading it was only sterile to your own body. But, anyway, I won't be peeing on anyone or drinking my own urine or anyone else's anytime soon.
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #66
              Thought vile the subject matter of this thread may be; it's definitely one of the funniest ones I've read in a long time. My guts still hurtin'!!!
              Toilet humour hits my funny bone big time.
              Thanks guys.
              G.

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              • #67
                ..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #68
                  I know one girl likes to get cornholed while she's taking a shit.... if you forget that it's shit and stinks really bad.... perhaps it makes it better.... you know shit helps the dick move smoothly.... it's like a thick smelly oil
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #69
                    ..
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                    • #70
                      More like a bitter semi-liquid paste...
                      - Andi Kravljaca -

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                      • #71
                        I'm very proud of you guys!!!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Bengal View Post
                          I thought all this bullshit was going to go in the Platinum Lounge?

                          Only this place could go 4 pages about a chick eating shit. Fuckin' disgusting, you bastards! HA!

                          And anyone who likes that shit is fuckin' depraived or had their mom do a serious number on them when they were being potty trained. (HA! Take that fuckers)

                          Yep, I'm a fuckin' prude and damn proud of it.
                          yeah i still dont know why i fucking posted the thread! what a mistake!
                          :ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
                          Last edited by savage; 07-04-2008, 07:27 AM.
                          If it's not a CHARVEL then i dont want to play it,look at it or even fuckin THINK about it!

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                            I know one girl likes to get cornholed while she's taking a shit.... if you forget that it's shit and stinks really bad.... perhaps it makes it better.... you know shit helps the dick move smoothly.... it's like a thick smelly oil
                            funny as this is i would not fuck her!
                            damn she must be a FREAK!
                            shit fuckers
                            Last edited by savage; 07-04-2008, 07:28 AM.
                            If it's not a CHARVEL then i dont want to play it,look at it or even fuckin THINK about it!

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                            • #74
                              the ONLY reason I didn't fuck her is because she wasn't my taste look wise
                              "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                              "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Endrik View Post
                                the ONLY reason I didn't fuck her is because she wasn't my taste look wise
                                thats the reason?
                                If it's not a CHARVEL then i dont want to play it,look at it or even fuckin THINK about it!

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