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  • #46
    Originally posted by zeegler View Post
    My Dad looks Jewish!

    So does my cock! (Thanks Doc, you did a wonderful job)
    So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

    I nearly broke her back

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    • #47
      Originally posted by toejam View Post
      Well, Slash would be at least half Jewish since his dad is, and his mom is black (not sure if she's a black Jew or not).
      Being a Jew or not is passed down through the Mother's line (ie. if his Dad was Jewish, he's not considered to be, but if his Mum was, he is).

      Actually, I couldn't give a fuck who is or who isn't!
      So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!

      I nearly broke her back

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      • #48
        and the European Jews don't really like the Asian Jews :ROTF:

        Actually it is the most race/ethnicity focused of all the major religions. This is debatable, but formally and outwardly true and my only real beef with Jewdom. Let's just stop talking about it before someone gets labeled an anti-semite

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        • #49
          Pardon me I didn't realize this forum doubled as the Marty Friedman fanboy forum.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
            Being a Jew or not is passed down through the Mother's line (ie. if his Dad was Jewish, he's not considered to be, but if his Mum was, he is).

            Actually, I couldn't give a fuck who is or who isn't!
            Interesting. Though, I really don't give a fuck either!
            I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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            • #51


              "I remember telling Gene that constantly wearing that damned makeup would affect our complexions"
              "POOP"

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              • #52
                Oh no.

                Great.

                Now we have a Jewish problem on this board.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by GWARGHOUL View Post
                  Oh no.

                  Great.

                  Now we have a Jewish problem on this board.
                  Aren't you the guy who had nazi or white power stickers on his ESP?
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #54
                    No, that must have been someone else.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Rsmacker View Post
                      So does my cock! (Thanks Doc, you did a wonderful job)

                      Just for the record, I had nothing to do with this
                      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by MartinBarre1 View Post
                        So what if his dad is a jew? If someone's parents are Jews, but they end up in the Church of Satan are they still Jews?
                        Just because your family are of a certain religion doesn't make you a member.
                        If one parent is a satanist and the other is a catholic, does that make the kid a half a satanist?
                        I dunno..my kid will flip that coin when he reaches the age of reason...if he wishes.

                        My entire family is Roman Catholic..I always went to a Cathoilc school just as my kid does. This ensures that both of us will always have a plaid skirt fetish no matter which way the wind blows ..especially upward!
                        "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                        Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                        "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                        • #57
                          I never went to Catholic school Bill, but I have that same kilt/knee high sock fetish. I do have a catholic high school about 200 feet up the streeet from me though.
                          Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                          http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                          • #58
                            Yeah, me too. One stoplight up the street.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by GWARGHOUL View Post
                              Yeah, me too. One stoplight up the street.
                              3pm is the greatest time of the day. That's when I look out my living room window, and see all the catholic high school girls walk by my house. I'm a filthy old man. :ROTF:
                              Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

                              http://www.myspace.com/grindhouseadtheband

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                              • #60
                                All the band members of Orphaned Land rock in my opinion. And i don't know if non-musicians count but i would definiterly vote for Natalie Portman , people! She's a goddess!
                                -Wouldn't it be better if you made this amp stronger and number it to 10?
                                -*Ponder* This amp goes to eleven...

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