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  • Fun fact about me!

    I've sat down to dinner next to a man worth over half a billion dollars dressed as a flesh eating manpig.

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    I've trimmed a girl's bush with my teeth.
    You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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    • #3
      So wait, the other guy was dressed as a flesh-eating manpig, or you were dressed as the flesh-eating manpig?
      I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

      The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

      My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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      • #4
        This thread is worthless without pics?
        - Andi Kravljaca -

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        • #5
          I had a dream that I was Jesus reincarnate.
          Scott

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          • #6
            I was heckled by Jay Leno in a comedy club in the 80's before he was famous. Thats my only "brush with greatness".

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            • #7
              I tried out for Limp Bizkit at GC back in 2000 or 2001.

              When I realized Fred Wasn't there, I played a real cheesy drop tuned Riff and told the production guy "Yo, I'm still down wit Fred right, yo he gonna call me?"

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              • #8
                Once, I went to a circus, and one of the tigers peed on my arm, while walking on the side of the stage.


                True story.
                I wish my hair-color was EDS :/

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                • #9
                  I met Stanley Jordan the other night, who is the best guitarist, no best musician I've ever seen and heard. When someone can lay down tasty comp chords while playing a sublime melody with BOTH piano and guitar with either hand at the same time, never missing a beat or note, everything else seems elementary.

                  Originally posted by GWARGHOUL View Post
                  I tried out for Limp Bizkit at GC back in 2000 or 2001.

                  When I realized Fred Wasn't there, I played a real cheesy drop tuned Riff and told the production guy "Yo, I'm still down wit Fred right, yo he gonna call me?"
                  :ROTF: Ahah I remember hearing about that. Thousands show up, all get recorded for their "audition", no one gets hired and the band milks the recordings for riffs for the next album. So the story went, anyway.

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                  • #10
                    i once broke my nose when i got up to walk away with my legs and arms still folded and fell flat on my face. I.m special.

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                    • #11
                      I took guitar lessons in the late '80s from Mike Romeo, for close to a year.
                      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Norton View Post
                        Once, I went to a circus, and one of the tigers peed on my arm, while walking on the side of the stage.


                        True story.
                        LOL I once was at a barbecue, someone had a puppy that started humping my leg. There was this clear fluid on the bottom of my jeans and sneaker when he was done with me. :ROTF:
                        I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                        • #13
                          Did you return the favor?
                          I want to depart this world the same way I arrived; screaming and covered in someone else's blood

                          The most human thing we can do is comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

                          My Blog: http://newcenstein.com

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Spivonious View Post
                            I had a dream that I was Jesus reincarnate.
                            I am Jesus reincarnate
                            sigpic

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Newc View Post
                              Did you return the favor?
                              No, but I should have. :ROTF:
                              I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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