Fun fact about me!

[Hellbat]

You know people think it's all funny and cute when a dog rubs itself off on you. Yet whenever you turn around to return the favour you're a sick pervert.

Stupid double standards.

[Norton]

LOL I once was at a barbecue, someone had a puppy that started humping my leg. There was this clear fluid on the bottom of my jeans and sneaker when he was done with me. :ROTF:

Oh, boy.



That sounds very.... I don't know.


I guess I'm lucky that I wasn't there at the mating season.

[AlexL]

I used to play summer softball with Jacob and Jessie Dylan (Bob's kids) when I was a 12.

I also traded beer cans with them.

Their summer home was 3/4 mile down the road from my house.


- E.

[horns666]

I got Ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg..and I spooged on her leg.

That was cool!

[Varth Dader]

I am able to pleasure myself orally while standing up straight.

[horns666]

Hey, Varth Does your Awesome-o 2000 have a built-in glory hole?

[Varth Dader]

Awesom-o is not programmed for that function

[Jason1212]

I got Ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg..and I spooged on her leg.

That was cool!

You missed your calling. There is a huge market for amp porn these days.

[GWARGHOUL]

I met Stanley Jordan the other night, who is the best guitarist, no best musician I've ever seen and heard. When someone can lay down tasty comp chords while playing a sublime melody with BOTH piano and guitar with either hand at the same time, never missing a beat or note, everything else seems elementary.






:ROTF: Ahah I remember hearing about that. Thousands show up, all get recorded for their "audition", no one gets hired and the band milks the recordings for riffs for the next album. So the story went, anyway.

This is a true story. I smelled the real deal when I showed up, so I made sure to act like an ass. That was when I could actually play, even.

[sonicsamurai]

i got ringworm from a girl with a wooden leg..and i spooged on her leg.

That was cool!

Omg:ROTF:

[horns666]

Oh, there's plenty more amusing facts about me. It all started when I was seven years old. You see, my mom had the vase in our bathroom..

[cookiemonster]

i can fit my fist in my mouth.

[Norton]

i can fit my fist in my mouth.

But the question is, can you fit your fist into another person's mouth?

[Newc]

i can fit my fist in my mouth.

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Teaching young lads how to wide-mouth 2 at once, but not the girls!