Best album to make love to

[Bri]

WASP - Animal

[savage]

i'll have to try it to slayer then, she'll be glad of the extra 60 seconds!

[levantin]

Type o Negative - october rust and Opeth - damnation

[gotwtt]

Neil young - harvest moon

[sonicsamurai]

Any Slayer...your are done in two minutes.

Off topic but once me and the wife were doing our business while our three year old son was watching the Flintstones in the next room. At the point of climax I blew my wad at the exact same time Fred yells "Yaba, daba, doo!" in the intro music. I rolled over crying with laughter.

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[sonicsamurai]

I'll have to try it to slayer then, she'll be glad of the extra 60 seconds!

[atomic charvel guy]

I'll have to try it to slayer then, she'll be glad of the extra 60 seconds!

You are so full of it, you're a 60 minute man dude, and you know it.

[jacksoncsplayer]

Art of Noise-moments in love, and Some Barry White. Damn i'm old lol..

[Rsmacker]

I probably look like some of the girls you've been with, and boy do I feel sorry for you-lol
If a girl kisses you, she digs you, didn't you ever learn that?

Eeeeuuuurgh, I wouldn't want to kiss any of the girls after they've been kissing my Brown Bullseye. And no, some of the girls I have been with have waaaaay more facial hair than you'll ever have. (Think Captain Caveman). If she kisses, she's after my wallet.

[AlexL]

Ravel- Bolero

That's only 11 minutes long. I assume you put it on "loop"?


- E.

[atomic charvel guy]

Eeeeuuuurgh, I wouldn't want to kiss any of the girls after they've been kissing my Brown Bullseye. And no, some of the girls I have been with have waaaaay more facial hair than you'll ever have. (Think Captain Caveman). If she kisses, she's after my wallet.

Lol-you're a funny cat smacker.

[AdRock]

Enigma always works like a charm.

[nhspike]

Eeeeuuuurgh, I wouldn't want to kiss any of the girls after they've been kissing my Brown Bullseye. And no, some of the girls I have been with have waaaaay more facial hair than you'll ever have. (Think Captain Caveman). If she kisses, she's after my wallet.

LOL

How did we go from "Making Love" to "the Brown Bullseye"?

:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:

Oh god... cramping up over here... hehehehe

[lerxstcat]

Anything by Led Zeppelin, Bonham's drumbeats seemingly the key.
Motown as Tommy notes.
Todd Rundgren solo material (though I had great sex to Utopia RA as well)
Anything by Rush (I know I fall into a small category here but my gf has to be able to fuck to Rush)

Mood music for making love, pulsing metal for aggro sex. Find the music to fit the mood and have the kind of sex that's appropriate.

[Rsmacker]

LOL

How did we go from "Making Love" to "the Brown Bullseye"?

Because it starts off all soft focus and lovey-dovey, lights dimmed and soft music playing quietly in the background. Gently, I take her hand and lead her to the bedroom, taking the glass of chilled white wine from her as she swoons into the smooth, crisp linen of the cool clean bed. Breathlessly, she urges me to become one with her, to entwine our bodies in the fragrant sacrament of our love-making. I sip from her glass and place it on the bedside cabinet, before moving to consummate our passion.........

Then, half an hour later, I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten, pressing the remote control for some proper music. She's face down with arse in the air, crumpled against the headboard, where I've thrust her to, yelping and telling me she's a bad slut and she wants it HARDER!! I'm pounding into her spit-lubed dirtbox, promising to pull out and give her a skunk-stripe of jizz, right over her bedraggled head, whilst swigging from a cold bottle of strong lager, and slapping her rump like a rodeo champ.

You tell me, how did we go from one to the other? It always seems to happen! :ROTF: